- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

You know what makes jokes funny? Irony You know what makes anti-jokes funny? Common sense

What did the farmer say to the duck? I don't know, but the duck doesn't give a f.....

A: Rock! B:Paper! C: Siccorz! D: Shoot! D: Jimmy, you alright buddy? I didn't mean for that bullet to hit you man..

Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

why can't dead peaple have sex? because they're dead.

boling water: why is it taking so long for you to get hard? egg: sorry, it's just because i recently got laid by a chick.

Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

Q: What do you do when the light burns out A: Just replace it with a bulb from a less used room

Two members of the KKK walk into the bar into a bar. The bartender asks, "what do you think of Obama?" One of the KKK members says "he is my President, I respect him."

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced to against his will by a group of marauding ninjas who happened to be strolling by at the time.

A cow and a whale are swimming in the sea when they both realize this is Vietnam and they were really chimps

why did the teacher quit her job and become a musician? Because her class was very mean to her and growing up she had always wanted to play music

Where did the two Jews ride when they got married? In the back of the oven.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

A man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink Bartender: Why the long face Man: My wife was recently killed in a horrible car accident Bartender: Oh my god, I'm so sorry Man: Jks I have AIDS

What is the similarity between John W. Booth and Pee Wee Herman? They both got arrested for shooting someone in the back of the head in the theater.

why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

Did you know that you can drink lava? You can only do it once though.

How do you make a unicorn? Jab a stick through a pink horse and name it Liam

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

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