Why aren't dragons real? Because if any animal were to breath fire (let alone have a gland that produced it), they would cease to live for their necks would scorch from the inside out.

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Whats 9 plus 10 ... WHO FREAKIN CARES! STUPID.

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How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

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The Chicken was crossing the road one afternoon, he was fined by a police officer for J walking He made it to the other side.

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Wha do you call a couple with aids? 2 pepole who need immediate health treatment.

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Interrupting Doctor Interru--- You Have Cancer...

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why did the girl cry while watching starwars? She was being raped

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Why was the black man hanging from the tree? He fell and had to grab a branch.

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A boy's parents buy him a Wii for Christmas. The boy hangs himself the next day because you need arms to play Wii.

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women's rights.

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Why are rich people usually fat? They're living large

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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What's the difference between celery and a truck?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Systemic oppression.

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Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

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what is my catphrase nothing I am too good to have one

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Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

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How does Fred drink his milk? -computer

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What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

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why was kade sad? he shit himself

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

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what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

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My friends told me they found a dead women....they said they pissed on her........that was my mom

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Myth: Everyone but redheads has a soul. Fact: No one has a soul.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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