- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

My spelling is horrible

Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is pretty messed up!

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam...

What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

What do you call a deer with only one leg? A one legged deer. What do you call a deer with one leg, one eye and lives in Rome? Still a one legged deer.

A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

What is the Pirates favorite letter? C

Why did Chuck Norris eat a sandwich? Because he was hungry.

The rabbit owns a small business and has trouble getting a loan.

What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They then proceed to bake into tasty pastries which are then eaten for snacks or maybe a light breakfast.

When did Rick Santorum realize he was gay? When we woke up with a bloody condom in his ass.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

When Glenn looks in the mirror all he sees is Nicole Sipes.

Why did the boy break his leg? Because he fell off a building

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his mother at the hospital who is dying of cancer.

Why was it okay for the people in the hospital to laugh at the patient with narcolepsy? It wasn't. The patients were treated due to moral obligations. But the doctors that laughed had either been fired or warned, depending on if there were previous reports of exploitation of patients.

There was a fat man crying. I just told him the local Mc D's was arson attacked.

Knock knock ... Knock knock ... Little did the man knocking at the door know that the kid was told not to answer the door when he was home alone, so the kid was hiding

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