A baby seal walks into a club. The man holding the club skins him and makes a lot of money.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? If you don't know the answer by now, there's something wrong with you.

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2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked then proceeded homeward where he murdered his whole family by ax

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What did the black kid say to the white kid My parents are slaves

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A muslim walks onto a plane. He goes to 13C as that is his seat designated on his ticket.

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Why can't Anne Frank write a sequel? Because she's dead.

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CAOIMHIN JUST BE QUITE

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knock knock who is there who who who your an owl

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What was Helen Keller's favourite colour? None, due her disability she was unable to see colours...

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Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

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Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

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Why didn't Jenny's mom give her any Christmas presents? She was a selfish, mean, woman and didn't care about her children.

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Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because pterodactyls along with all other dinosaurs have been extinct for millions of years.

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What is long hard and woody? A tree.

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why did the small boy drop his ice cream ? because he has no hands

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "GESTAPO! AUFMACHEN!!!"

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Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

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Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

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Everyone believes in something. If you believe "you'll have another drink," you may be an alcoholic.

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Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

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There was a blonde driving a car but she was late to a meeting so she started speeding but then a police officer pulls her over. The officer asked the blonde "Do you know how fast you were going?" to which the blonde responded "Yes, I am late to a meeting" so the police gives a ticket for speeding and she ends up going late to her meeting.

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A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

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Why did the Alzheimer's patient fail the history exam? I don't remember.....

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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