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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a motorcycle nothing, I dont have either

Your mumma is so fat, she has diabetes.

What do you call a black man with pantyhose on his head. A white guy in the dark with black pantyhose on his head

What did the jew say to the black man? Nothing they were in a mall that got invaded by evil trees.

A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

Four gay men go to a bar and enjoy a drink celebrating their long lived platonic relationship.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

Why did the dead chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was dead.

2 penguins in a tub. one looks to the other an says, "pass the bar of soap." the other looks at him.."what do you think i am, a typewriter?"

What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

Whats whats black, yellow, wnd green all over? The Jamacain flag

How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

A women left the kitchen.

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? The kickstand was broken and the child whom of which owned the bicycle no longer had the need for training wheels.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

What's better than finding a $5.00 bill on the floor? Finding the person who actually owns it.

What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Macy's was having a giant sale.

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