- Anti Joke

Your mama is so black, she contributes regularly to the NAACP and the United Negro College Fund. Her donations and volunteer work help greatly.

Man walks into a hotel on Friday, Stays for three days and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? A. His horses name was Friday

Why was everyone afraid of Nick Morton? Because he had AIDS

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener.

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

Knock Knock Who's there? Gilbert Gilbert who? Goddamn it David just open the door

What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

What do you call a seedless pumpkin? A pumpkin.

Why couldn't the white guy tell the two asians apart? They were identical twins.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

Why did the man fall off his bike? Because he wasn't on a bike.

Why was the boy afraid? Because he had just seen his dog get ran over by a tractor

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite. He died the following day.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mama is so black, she contributes regularly to the NAACP and the United Negro College Fund. Her donations and volunteer work help greatly.

How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

What did the african child get for christmas? Abducted.

Why did the black man go to jail? Because he committed a criminal offense.

Q: Do you know what's the no.1 cause of pedophellia? A: Sexy kids

That akward moment when you tell a person you like them and they don't respond.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

whats the difference between a baby and an onion? no one cries when u chop up a baby.

you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful