Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

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Q. There were 2 Mexicans in a car, who was driving it? A. The police officer.

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chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

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what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

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How do you make a Flamingo cry? Hit it with a sledgehammer.

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Why did the janitor commit suicide? He was sick of people's shit.

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One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

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Knock Knock. There was no answer.

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what do you get when you cross a jellyfish, a jar, and a brown crayon? i dont know, im not into genetics, and jars dont have genes.

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Whats worse than getting an "F" on a test? Stage diving with a kilt on.

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Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

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There are 2 cannibals eating a guy well one starts at the head and the other one starts at the feet the one at the head says to the other on how you doing down there and he said ohhh having a ball you!!!!

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Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

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What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because the amount of times people reused this joke on this site made her so annoyed much she wanted to hurt herself.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Phil.

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How do you get a clown to stop laughing? You throw an awe at it. Why did Sally fall off the swing? .....I missed the clown

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Paul was mowing his lawn when he felt a bump. It turned out it was a bunny. Paul felt bad but the bunny felt worse

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Why is the bowler right handed? He has no left hand.

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Q: How many dead babies does it take to fill a mixing bowl? A: There is an infinite amount of answers to this question depending on the sizes and shapes or the dead babies, so lets assume that an average would probably be about 4 babies that dies just as the left the mother.

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Your mom is so old, I am surprised she can still own a house and function on her own.

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There was a blonde, brunette and red head driving in a car. The car breaks down so the three of them decide to walk. So the red head takes water bottles, the brunette takes food and the blonde took the car. The red head asked the brunette why she was taking the food, the brunette said "incase i get hungry i can eat" then the brunette asked the red head why she brought water the red head said "incase i get thirsty i can have a drink. Then the brunette asked the blonde why she brought the car the blonde said "to drive home".

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ProX hacker JazZ Has aids hahahaha

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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