So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

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What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? You don't have to cook an onion to eat it.

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What do you get when you put a baby in a blender New Doritos Dip

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there was a black guy and white guy, they were walking down a street to da bus stop, the bus comes by and says where yall goin and they say 21st avenue street; so they walk away and the black guy says(in a black voice): "wait buses dont talk!"

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Did you know Hellen Keller had a tree house? Yeah..neither did she.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Strength of body Vs Strengh of Mind. Mind: You can lead a horse to water... Strength: Then you can force that mother*bleep* to drink all you want that *bleep* to drink! Strength of body wins, horseless victory.

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Your moms so ugly, that when i took her out to eat for dinner we built an everlasting relationship. Thats why you call me dad.

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last night i was doing some guy in the ass. i went to give him a reach around and the homo had a boner! freakin queer.

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Guess what? That is actually a ridiculously broad question, and I can be referring to anything. You really have no chance in guessing "what" is. As a matter of fact, I can just be thinking about a thought of something else, which is not even a concrete thing. Therefore, you really have no chance of guessing what "what" actually is. So I win. You lose.

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Three drunk llamas wearing sombreros are walking down the street. They walk in silence, lost in their own thoughts.

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What is sad and disappointing? Nevada's and California's snow pack.

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How do you make an egg laugh? That is an irrational question eggs are inanimate object and are unable to laugh

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A horse walks into a bar and asks the bartender "why the long face?" The bartender replies "this is the fourth time this week a horse walked into my bar and every time it happened i have to clean up a bunch of horse pooh!"

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What did the Asian father say to his son when he got a b? Good job son!

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If life throws you lemons, get under some shelter so you don't get pelted by flying fruit and worry about making lemonade later.

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What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

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How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just beat it for being black.

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John: Hey Debbie, do you wanna go see a movie with me? Dina: My name is Dina

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What did Steve Hagen say to Steve Walters? "We have the same first name."

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What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

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what happened to the retarded dyslexic? he retard on his 60th birthday and took up gardening.

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What do you call a chicken with no feathers, no guts, and no head? Fried chicken

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autistic kids rock

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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