Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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You're an Irish male that walks into a bar full of Mexicans. Upon entering you are approached by two topless women. ....You realize you have been coming to the same sleazy strip club on the edge of town every night after work for the past few years. After seeing that you have gradually become completely bald and neglect your two children and wife, you recognize your extreme depression. Strippers now see you as a consistent, "paying customer" and you proceed seek psychiatric care, while being prescribed anti-depressants. The Mexicans at the bar are hard working, tax-paying citizens that would like to provide an education for their children.

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What was hitlers least favorite pokemon? Hitler didnt have a least favorite pokemon because hitler died long before the idea of pokemon was created.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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Why the kid can't get off the water? Because your feet is on his head

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why did the chicken cross the road? well... to get to the other side.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The first is a person of the Jewish Faith and the other is a popular item of food.

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Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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what do eagles and moles have in common? they both live underground except for the eagle!

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Why did the girl lie to the priest? because she didn't want to tell him the truth

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Why did the dog have no legs? Because its previous owner had cut them off.

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Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

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I am a mime

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What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot n' spicy and the other analyzes urine. -Emo Phillips

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why is caleb mears sucha perv? becasuee its calebbbb ahahahahahahah

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Yo mama's so stupid, she put the baby in the microwave

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In the time it has taken you to read this, a small African child has died.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

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What is black and white, and red all over? I don't know that's why I was asking.

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What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

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Your mama's so stupid, she gave birth to YOU.

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Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

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WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

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