- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

Yo mama so fat and ugly, I don't want to tell you how fat and ugly she is for fear of vomiting.

Why did the dog die? He was old

what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

what this: b a dead one of these: p

whats brown and sticky? Doody

How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

Like this if you want people to stop asking to have their jokes liked.

a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

How do you break your fan in the summer You dont its hot and you need it

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

How many rats does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. But they have to be really small.

What do Lincoln, JFK, and Barack Obama all have in common? They were all president of the United States of America and are relatively good people.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

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