What do you get when you cross a moose with a crépe? A moose with a crépe up his nose. -ilikecrepes97

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A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

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What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

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why did suzie fall of the swings? because she had no arms.

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So, a monkey walks ino a bar... I can't remember the rest of the joke, but your mother is a whore.

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how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

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If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

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Why did little Sammy die of boredom? The WNBA was on

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Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman

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Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

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A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

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How do you make a lawyer cry? You can't. The production of tears requires a soul, which, regretfully, no lawyer possesses.

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what did the thief say to the man that lost his car? i stole your car.

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What did the retarded guy say to the other retarded guy? Youre Retarded

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How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

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knock knock who's there? your mom your mom who? I'm sorry to tell your mom is dead :.(

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Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

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your mom was so fat that she died.

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Q: Whats green and has wheels? A: Any form of motorized vehicle that is made for transportation and has a green paint scheme.

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Why couldn't the journal cross the street? Because there was a red light.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him and got better.

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If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

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what's 2 + 2 ? 4, unless you add it up wrong.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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