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So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

A baby seal walks into a club.

why was the little boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face.

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

Why did the old man die? He was old.

Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus Knock Knock Who's there? Not Jimmy -thatcooltyguy

Two muffins are in an oven. Neither of them talk due to the fact that they are muffins and are inanimate, therefore denying them the ability to talk.

Q: What kind of file do you need to turn a 15mm hole into a 40mm hole? A: A pedophile.

Why didn't the man give a location of the murderer? He was murdered

johnny goes to the shops asks the lady at the counter, can i go home The Lady says ..... Buy one get one free

why aren't black people real? they are. just because they are less visible at night makes no difference.

How many Women's Rights activists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They can't change anything.

Q: What would happen if Chuck Norris was hit by an Astroid A: He would die.

why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms why did suzie get hit by a bus? she was blind knock knock whos there? not suzie.

Roses are red Violets are blue I've got to say I hate you!

How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it.

Whoever is reading this, I love you and I hope you have a great day.

Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

What do you call a straight A student that takes 6 Vicodin's, 5 Percocet's, and 7 Adderalls? I don't know, but he will most likely die of drug overdose.

Holocaust jokes are in bad taste, Anne Frankly I won't have any of it.

What did the the White blood cell say to the bacteria? Nothing. Its a cell. It goes through phagocytosis.

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