A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

What's the difference between a Jew and a Canoe Well one is a human, beating heart, and the other is a small boat you row in

When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf.

what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

Roses are red violets are blue shes for me not for u if by chance u talk my place ill grab my fist and smah your face

Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

Why did Teresa fall off the swing? She had no arms. Who is knocking at the door? Not Teresa.

why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? their friend.

What would you call it if Justin Bieber had sex with a woman? Sex, because thats what it is.

Here come the elephants over the hill!

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

the only thing i learned in geometry is when you push two circles together it makes a titty venn diagram

A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

Did you hear about the man hear about the man who lost an arm and a leg in a car accident? He's alright now.

A man commands his dog to sit. However, his dog is poorly trained, so does not.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What did the Asian father say to his son when he got a b? Good job son!

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Knock Knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Just kidding, it's Danny. Oh okay, come in.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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