Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

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Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

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Q: What do you call those assholes who always volunteer in lectures? A: Assholes. Fcuking assholes. They created the word asshole. Assholes

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Why is the sky blue? Because it isn't red.

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How come Asian's are so clever? Their baby food is blended textbook paste.

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Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

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A woman went for a midnight jog. She's been missing for 12 years now.

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Knock knock. Whos there Time to get a watch

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did Michael Jackson touch children ? yes of course. otherwise he would have been an absolutely terrible father

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Oh, I thought you could tell me. I will ask someone else. See you later.

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Roses are Orange Violets are Green I'm Colorblind..

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How is a raven like a writing desk? Both have absolutely nothing to do with the other one.

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What's worse than discovering a hornet's nest next to your house? Being raped.

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whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

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an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

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Whats worse than getting a B+ in Biology? Getting raped by a scorpion.

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What the difference between a circle and a triangle? You're an idiot if you don't know the difference.

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why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

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A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

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There was a blonde driving a car but she was late to a meeting so she started speeding but then a police officer pulls her over. The officer asked the blonde "Do you know how fast you were going?" to which the blonde responded "Yes, I am late to a meeting" so the police gives a ticket for speeding and she ends up going late to her meeting.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know ask a second grader.

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"Hey ask me if i'm fat" "Are you fat" "Leave me alone"

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What do you call 50 jewish, homeless men peeing into a river? Pollution.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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