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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Go ask your mom.

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

you know whats worse than cantaloupe? no cantaloupe

Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

Your moms so stupid she ate all the food in the grocery store

Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple? Rape and child abuse.

Why didn't the dog come to his master when it was called? It didn't have any legs.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah Witness

why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

A banana walks into a bar many people leave considering bananas certainly don't walk. many people are wondering if they are dreaming

these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

A muslim, a jew, and a black man jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? They all hit the ground at the same time because gravity pulls all objects at the same rate regardless of their mass.

why did the mexican steal the money? because he was financially struggling and needed the money to support his family

What's the difference between an orange? A bicycle because a vest doesn't have any sleeves.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Why did the asbestos cross the road? Because it was being removed from an elementary school due to the fact that asbestos is an air pollutant which is regulated under section 112 of the Clean Air Act of 1970.

How is a presidential election like Alien vs. Predator? Whoever wins, we lose.

Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

I have a friend named Dave, he lost his ID and now we call mim Dav

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