What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

What's worse than getting murdered? Getting murdered twice? - Louis

A guy finds a genie bottle. He rubs it. A genie appears and grant him 3 wishes. He wishes for a splendid woman, a lot of money, and a house.

Sarah Palin.

Q: Why do all Asians have small penises? A: They don't.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Betty. Answer the door!

Katniss: Don't worry Prim, your not getting picked for the reaping this year! Effie: First Tribute, Primrose Everden! Katniss: Oh sh*t.

your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it shows that she is overwhieght

A White, a Black, and a Hispanic man walk into a bar. They sit down and have a nice conversation, tip their bartender and then leave.

What did the blind girl say? Its dark in here.

Why can't Osama bin Laden make anymore terrorist attacks? He's dead.

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

What's worse than finding your whole family dead? Nothing. Finding your family dead is terrible.

How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

What did micheal Jackson get for Christmas?a restraining order!

Why was Jesus Christ white? Because it would be a lot better if I had more confidence in myself...

What's the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? An elevator helps society

Rap. Skate. Smoke.

Hej Erik och Leo!!

Yo momma is so ugly that she should probably consider suicide

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.

Maths.

what's better than winning a gold metal at the special olympics? not being retarded.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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