- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Macy's was having a giant sale.

What's the difference between tiger woods and Santa clause? Tiger woods is a thug

whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

A man walks into a bar........ gets eaten by a lion.

Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs Mat

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was shot In the face. Why did the cow fall out of the tree it was stapled to the monkey.

If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? She was a mother catering for her child's sporting event.

What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

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What did the boy with no mom get for Christmas? He was beaten by his drunken and abusive father.

Teachers be like "Hold on class, I am almost done with my lesson!" Students: " Aint nobody got time 4 dat!"

you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

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whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

The dog, Marley from Marley and Me. It died.

whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

What's long, black, and the tip is shaped like a mushroom? A mushroom.

a black man and a Mexican are in the back seat of the car. whos driving the car? their best friend

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