What's white and can't climb trees? A fridge

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A mexican fast food worker accidentally drops a cheeseburger on the ground. Realizing the floor is most likely unsanitary, he throws it out and gets the customer a new one.

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Why is Joe is ugly? I dont Know

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

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What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

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What did the black guy get for Christmas? (In 1938) A bruise from the Klu Klux Klan.

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A frog hops into a bar. The bartender asks "What can I get you to drink?". The frog hops out and the bartender realizes he is talking to animals because he has anxiety issues and all of his friends leave him and he spends every night crying and waiting to be loved...so he shoots himself.

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Riddle me this, riddle me that. I'll eat your f^cking cat.

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A boy is diagnosed with terminal cancer. His family prays for him and he still dies.

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A stipper walked into a club, though it was a golf club so she tripped and cracked her skull on it.The end.

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A duck walks into a bar. The duck walks over to the bartender and orders a beer. "put it on my bill." he says. The bartender angrily grabs the duck and kicks him out of the bar, because the duck has done this many times, but has never once paid his bill to the bar. The duck is an alcoholic and is slowly ruining his relationship with his family.

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Why did the boy get hit by a bus? HE didn't. He watched where he was going.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

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What did the Muslim say to the American? Hi

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What's worse than getting no presents for Christmas? Ass-rape!

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Q: There's a Brit, Kenyan, German, and Colombian in one room. Where are they? A: Public School

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what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? a broken head.

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A muslim, a jew, and a black man jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? They all hit the ground at the same time because gravity pulls all objects at the same rate regardless of their mass.

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Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

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How do you earn a bunch of money all at once? Walk into Hot Topic and say "I have knives for sale!"

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what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

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Dad always said that laughter was the best medicine. Maybe that's why he died of tuberculosis.

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What did the award-winning physicist say to the community college graduate? I'll have Chicken McNuggets please.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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