Mack: Hello Jonathan: Hi Mack: My name is Mack, what's your name? Jonathan: My name is Billy Mack: You liar! I'm reading this post at anti-joke.com and whenever you reply, your name shows Johnathan! Johnathan: Well Mack, I guess you broke the 4th wall. By the way, this joke is over in 3, 2, 1...

Why did the boy fall off his skateboard before running into a cross-section? Because he was shot.

Two black males walk into the bar due to circumstances, one of them has to leave early to tend to his ill wife, and the other enjoys his night drinking and making small talk with new friends PS: the one above was wrong sorry :(

Dont be racist be like mario he is an italian who looks like a mexican speaks english and picks up coins like a jew.

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

A ginger man ascends to heaven and reaches the pearly gates, seconds later he wakes up in a hospital bed and realizes it was merely a near death hallucination and God isn't real.

Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

What do Chinese kids have that African kids dont? Chinese citizenship and at least one Chinese parent.

Allah walked into AK Bar

Comedian: Do you all wanna hear a joke? Audience: Yeah!!! Comedian: Okay! What did the bad comedian say to the audience? Audience: What?!! Comedian: Chicken butt. Thank you, you've been a great crowd. Good night!

Knock Knock Who's there? Jim Come on in!

What happens when a unicorn gets her period? You know it's a girl.

What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

What do anti-jokes and a can of corn have in common? Both can be stored indefinitely and accessed and enjoyed at will.

Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

How do you kill a dumb blonde? Stab them in the chest 43 times.

I heard a joke one time about a Rabbi, a Priest, and a little boy. It wasn't funny.

My grandpa died in the holocaust. How? He had gas.

knock knock whos their? kevin kevin who? knock knock huh? queef

An englishman, an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar. They were all lawyers out on lunch break and happened to walk into the same building. They laughed about the coincidence over the a drink

two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

Why does Rebecca Black like Friday? Because it's the start of the weekend

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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