- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I went to the local RSPCA office today....it's tiny, you couldnt swing a cat in it.

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

Roses are red, violets are blue. This is a poem about flowers.

i'm an inbred jew - Barras

Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin, "Sure is hot in here." The other muffin says, "AHHHH! A talking muffin."

ACT 2 CHAPTER 4 GEARS OF WAR 3 TICKER EASTER EGG.... MICHAEL VICKS HOUSE

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

What's a bench painted red white and blue all over? An American BENCH.

Aids, Black People, Cancer, Death, Retarded, Drunk, Sex, Black People, Holocaust, Blackies, White People, BLACK

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

A handicapped man walks into a bar...

your momma's so ugly that she currently deals with an overwhelmingly self consciousness view of her appearance to the point where she has contemplated suicide and it is in your best interest to seek her medical help in order to preserve her heath and overall well being.

Q: a man in a camry runs over his wife. who's fault is it? A: toyota and their breaks.

What happened when Johnny fell off of his bike? He suffered a very tragic and fatal brain hemorrhage resulting in a lower population by a minute percentile that is undetectable by the US Census.

what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

You know what's funny about AIDS? Nothing.

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

What did Batman say to When they were heading to the Batmobile Robin get in the batmobile.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it, they aren't going to come.

whats worse than nailing 8 babies to 8 trees? nailing 1 baby to 8 trees.

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