There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinic depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

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Evan Ramsey hahaha go CAD

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A banana walks into a bar many people leave considering bananas certainly don't walk. many people are wondering if they are dreaming

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? - Probably about 5 or 6, depending on the car.

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Q: What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A: A pool table.

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Why did the kid lose his mom? She was shot.

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Im black and want attention. I also love fried chicken and love Africa call for a good, African-American time..... Im black 4025406623

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

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Q:your jetski loses a wheel. how many pancakes does it take to fix your house? A:blue berry icecream.

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Whats wrong with me? Your alive.

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If a train leaves Chicago at 50 miles per hour, how hard does the baby strapped to the tracks get splattered?

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What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

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Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

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what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

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A man walks into a bar, and then a second man walks into a bar. The third man ducked.

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Why did the grandma stop baking cookies? Because she is an aging widow suffering from depression because her family seems to forget her existance as she barely lives day by day wilting in her 1 bedroom home.

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Whats something really annoying? A guy who presses enter too much. hehe

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What's one plus one? 2. Two legit, two legit to quit, hey, hey... What's one plus two? 3. Easy as abc, 123, abc, baby you and me. What's one plus three? 4. hes a jolly good fellow, for he's a jolly good fellow.

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Looks like you are having a TUFF time recovering from the game.....lol.....

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In what way are a pile of deceased children and a Ferrari F430 similar? Neither can be found in my garage, nor anywhere under my possession. As for the Ferrari, this is an unfortunate truth. Due to Ferraris' high level of desirability, and to their low supply, the cost of one such car is much more than an average person can afford. As for the pile of deceased children, anyone in possesion (for lack of a better term, as one can not truly possess another human being, even post mortem) of such a grotesque thing is probably too sick and twisted to be submitting jokes with no apparent climax in hopes of stimulating the minds of the joke's readers sense of humor.

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Why do so many black athletes drive black cadillac escalades? Because it's roomy and they deserve to reward themselves after they put in so much hard work trying to be the best player they can be.

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Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

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Why did the girl eat a sandwich? because she was thirsty

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