- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What do you call a chicken with three eyes? One that flew over the cuckoo's nest.

-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

your mom is so fat that she had to start going to a gym to exercise and get her weight under control.

My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

A Polack walks into a bar. Which makes sense because the bar was in Warsaw.

If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

A Jewish man walks into an ice-cream shop. Using the money he ha eared from his full time job, he orders a chocolate ice-cream in a waffle cone.

A frog jumped on the lilly pad, it sank and drown and all of the tadpoles didn't have a mother and inevitably died

Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

Your momma is so fat that she's developed a cardiovascular disease and has 5 weeks to live

Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

What do you call a Fly with no wings? Dead.

What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

Why did the chicken crose the rode? Because there was a 10 foot scorpion chaseing it

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my brother yells at me for singing in the shower so i scream "how can you hate from outside the tub when you cant even get in?"

Why can't the black guy read? Because he's blind.

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