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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Q:Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: Because she has no arms. ..... Knock knock! who's there? Not Sara, she has no arms and doesn't have the abitlity to knock.

What did the deaf girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish

Why was the teenage girl bleeding from her vagina? Because I had shot her in her vagina with my gun earlier that day.

Why did the alcoholic stumble into a bar? Because he was bleeding profusely and was desperately seeking a telephone to contact the nearest hospital.

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

What did the lady say to the boy who's parents just died? Haha, your parents just died.

Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

Q-What's the good thing about dating a girl volleyball player? A- She's a Girl

What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

What do you get when you cross a dog with a cat? Nothing, it is impossible to mix 2 different animals

What are the differences between a black man and a park bench? One's a chair and ones a person.

Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should I know? I'm not a chicken :/

A bartender walks into a bar. I know what you're thinking. You think he works there but that is not correct. He works at a different bar. Anyways, he buys a few drinks and leaves. He was impressed with the service.

Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

What would you do for a Klondike bar? Pay a reasonable sum of money.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE HERE'S A KNIFE KILL YOURSELF KANE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

You wanna know who else messes around a lot? My mom. Do you know who else has the best tacos in town? My mom. Do you know who else doesn't have time for this? My mom. She's a very busy woman; dealing with matters you'd expect a recently divorced mother would have to carry on her shoulders.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? "shit"

Why was the boy sad? because the serotonin level in his brain was significantly lower than normal.

Q: What's orange, hairy, and covered with gasoline? A: Definitely not a chair.

An englishman, an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar. They were all lawyers out on lunch break and happened to walk into the same building. They laughed about the coincidence over the a drink

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