- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer what did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that long.

Q: what's worse than getting the flu? A: getting cancer

Knock Knock The occupant uses their peephole and realizes it is a familiar face then proceeds to let them in.

Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

why did the pyromaniac burn down the house? because he is a pyronaniac, he derives pleasure from burning things.

Why did the woman get into a car accident? She was blind.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Ben." Ben who?" "Ben Dover!" "Ben,it's been 7 years. I already moved on and have a new husband and family. Stop coming here or I'm calling the police."

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar

What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

There was a asian jew and a black man standing at a bus stop wht do you call the Freinds

What does Chuck Norris order at McDonalds? A Big Mac with a large fry and drink.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

What would you call the jetsons if they were black? Niggers

Andi: I have a great knock-knock joke, but you need to start it. Jake: Okay...Knock-knock! Andi: Who's there? Jake: ...

Deja moo: The feeling you've heard this bull before.

Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

A apple a day keeps gramar away.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im really bad at poetry Your mums a whore

Why did the President fall down? He was assassinated. -mattobrado

Yo mamas so tan she might get skin cancer

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