- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

why did the jockey lose the horse race? he mistook his horse for Sara Jessica Parker

how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

I told a priest that I would never believe in anything greater than myself. He said I had the God complex, that I was grandios. I stared him in the eye and asked, "how highly do you think of me? Thank you" and left.

Guess what sucks! A Vaccume. Guess what blows! A Sucky Vaccume.

If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

So three Irish guys walk out of a bar

how do u get the baby to stop choking? take ur dick out of its mouth!!!

What do you call an animal killed on the side of the road? A false accusation towards an inanimate object that has no other purpose then providing a safe and smooth ride for drives all around the world.

Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

what do u call a 50 yr old man at disneyland a rapist

How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

There are two cows in a field. One cow says to the other - 'Are you afraid of the mad cow disease?' The other cow says - 'No, cuz I'm a duck.'

why did the baby die? It was hit by a bus and then raped by a seal.

What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is an object and the black man is a human being.

What do you call a deer that has no eyes? I have no eyedeer

If i wanted your 2 cents i'd rob you

What do you call an old man in his underwear with a bag of pepper on his back while licking pebbles off the sidewalk? Senile.

Why couldn't the teenage pirate get into the movie? Because he lacked the required money for the ticket.

I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

A man walked into a bar. He has been in a coma for six weeks now.

Jamie: Peter your hands smell like cows! Jason: eeh no they smell like cows balls

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