Why did the fat person build a lift in his house? He was caring for his terminally ill mother which has a cancer and got both her legs amputated due to the cancer spreading to her legs.

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What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

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whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

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Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

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so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

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What did Reed read? A. Read?

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Want to hear a dirty joke? The horse fell in the mud

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A jew walks into a church. he wishes to be touched by God.

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Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

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Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

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What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

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What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

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What's worse than getting in a car accident? Being turned into dust and swarmed by bees while on fire

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Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

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How many dead babies can you fit inside Casey Anthony's trunk? Trick question. She didn't do it.

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Hello, my name is John, and you are reading this paragraph. Find the mistake...

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What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

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What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

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How is a raven like a writing desk? Both have absolutely nothing to do with the other one.

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Customer: Waiter, waiter, there is a fly in my soup! Waiter: Sorry madam.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Not only did 7 have that intimidating look to him, but 6 had recently found out that he was a well known mob boss who also went by the name of Lucky Seven. he was in charge of a gang called The Prime Numbers. They had been terrorizing 6's city for sometime now, whether it was stealing, mugging, or even killing or vandalism. 6 sure had a lot to fear, but he knew things might turn out well, as 6 had a great ability to try his best and do what he believed in: Justice

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A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

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What's sad about a girl getting hit in the face with a shovel? The shovel got dented..

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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