Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

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What did the fat man order at McDonalds? Nothing, he was on a diet

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knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

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What's faster than the speed of light? Not a car

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who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

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Why did the jew ask for $10 back after he lent a boy $2? Because of inflation

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A Hispanic, a Caucasian, and an African American walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this, some kind of a joke?"

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What do you call a dog with no legs Nothing it won't come

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i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

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What's more irritating than a half eaten apple? Some prick taking up half the page with shitty copy and past routine.

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All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

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What did the snowman say when winter was ending? -Nothing you dumbass

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What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

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Roses-are-red violets-are-blue Justin's-for -me Not-for-u if-by-chance u-take-my-place I'll-grad-fist &-smash-ur-face

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What do you get when a sister and a brother have sex? A deformed child.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a car? It depends on how fast you drive.

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what did the blind man see? Nothing he felt the penis in his butt.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he saw his ex-girlfriend walking down the street so he was trying to kill her by hitting her in the head with the clock.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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You're so ugly, when yo' mama dropped you off at school, she kissed your forehead and called you beautiful.

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What could be worse than a giant paint bubble? The Holocaust.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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