- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Stephen Hawkings may know everything about the universe, but try to get him to tie his shoes.

Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.

Why Did The Man Fall Off His Motorcycle? Because he hit a bus.

I run, but I have no legs. I see, but I have no eyes. What am I? A prospective result of future medical advancements that allow the disabled to live normal, healthy and fulfilling lives.

Science debated on whether Dinosaur hide was like leather But though quite absurd They thought, like a bird Velociraptor was covered in feathers.

What do you do when you find a black guy bleeding on your porch? You should call an ambulance! This man is hurt!

Why was the man weird... Stevie Wonder

A man walks into a bar, muttering to himself. People stare at him because his severe Schizophrenia makes him stand out in social situations.

Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

whats the difference between harry potter and a jew? harry potter can escape the chamber

Why did the penis cross the road? Because a man was humping the chicken

How do u kill a black man You don't or else u will get intouble for murder but u can if u want there r many ways

Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she is dead.

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

A priest and a rabbi attempt to take a whale to a bar. But due to the enormous size and the need for water, the whale couldnt come.

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Sometimes i like to stand on my chair and pretend that i am a carrot.

Two cows grazing by the road. One says hey what's all this about mad cows running around? I wonder what is it like? The other says I don't know I'm a helicopter.

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

Why did the man cross the road? He was in a state of depression and chose to commit suicide.

Why wasn't the cab driver sent to prison after bombing the school? It was a suicide bombing.

Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? Billy was a loaf of bread.

a horse walks into a bar. the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" Unable to understand English, the horse shits on the floor and leaves.

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