- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A. Knock Knock B. ... A. Knock Knock B. ... A. DING DONG B. Who's there? A. Me, I tried knocking first but you musn't have heard me, so I rang the doorbell.

I once saw my grandparents making love.. that's why I dont eat raisens

Why did the rapper carry an umbrella? Because the weather report said there was a 90% chance of rain, and he didn't want to get his posh new coat wet on the way to the studio

What did the father say to his son, who incidently shot his brother while they were playing with a gun home alone? "It happens." He then hung himself.

Man walks into Malaysian Airlines "Hey, can I have the next flight to--" "This is our only policy! You pay the fare we pick the where."

-Knock Knock? -Who's There? -David Baxter. -David Baxter Who? -Wha- What? What do you mean "David Baxter who?" We were best friends in high school. YOU WERE THE BEST MAN AT MY WEDDING!! David Baxter proceeds to cry, as he doesn't know of his dear friend's Alzheimer's disease

A dyslectic man walks into a bra. It was dark and he didn't see the laundry his wife hanged on the clothes line.

Whats the opposite of red? Fish!

how do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? it doesn't matter. she can't climb up a tree with only one arm.

What dd the man say to his wife? Make me a samich!

How did the boy escape the burning building? He didn't. He burned and when to hell like everyone else.

xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? Their skin color.

The blonde, brunette and,the red headed girls were at a store. When the blonde says......... im tired let's leave.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

why don't bears wear shoes? because they have bear feet

An englishman, a german and a ginger are in a band. they play some creative music that some people may find enjoyable to listen to and would like to purchase a track.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a school bus and died.

whats funnier than a black person dieing nothing that is so cruel

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroy his family and career.

Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

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