What do you give a black man for his Christmas? A gift that you feel would suit his personality so that he may draw enjoyment from said gift.

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What do u call 30000 Mexicans rolling Dow a hill. Hahaha your mom

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Did you hear about the Asian boy that entered the piano competition? He died yesterday.

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How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

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Two attractive women were getting ready to visit the gym. On the way there, they stopped at a local sports store to purchase some new shorts, and they got it at a good discount price

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What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

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What do you get when you breed a dog and a cat together? A call from the RSPCA.

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My little league baseball coach measured the team for cups. Its 9 years later and we still dont have those cups.

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why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

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I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

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What's sad about a mexican man dying in a car crash? He had a family that loved and cared for him.

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What's the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? An elevator helps society

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What happend to the girl who went to school dreased ugly She took the other students advice and whent home and killed her self

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Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

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Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

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Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

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What do you call a spoiled black daughter? Tiana (Disney Princess)

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A child finally stood up to the school bullies! Recently the news did a story about a school shooting.

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What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and my cousins? Nothing.

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Whats cold and frozen? ice

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A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar and order two beers

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whats worse than a chicken crossing the road 10 dead babies in a bucket

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because skeletons don't get invited to parties because they are the remains of something that is dead and that would be a very ood thing to have at a party.

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What do you get when you cross a rooster with a cocker spaniel? Nothing, because roosters and Dog's don't mix.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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