- Anti Joke

A man and a six year old boy are walking along a path through the woods on a moonless night. "Gee mister, I'm scared!" says the boy. "You're scared?" says the man. "I have to walk back alone!"

What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

There was this girl who suffered for her whole life and then she died. It was very liberating.

Q: Why were there four married men in one room without their pants on? A: because it was the mens bathroom.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.

what starts with b and ends with b? The bomb i just planted in your house.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

flashback 2010 bears vs. packers vs. bears- why did'nt the packers want to go to soldier field? because they didnt want to pass another 6 flags!

What happened when the black woman moved to the front of the bus? There were no seats available but everyone was very nice about it. She also asked for gum. Somebody did have gum. Which was nice.

Your mom is so fat that she has trouble walking up the stairs because she gets easily winded.

Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

When I became a WoMan, no, its a nice subject, I do not mind at all.

What's brown and sounds like a bell? An old rusted bell.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms. Why doesnt she have arms? they got bit off by a shark. Knock knock. Who's there? Not the girl.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man and a six year old boy are walking along a path through the woods on a moonless night. "Gee mister, I'm scared!" says the boy. "You're scared?" says the man. "I have to walk back alone!"

Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Go fuck yourself.

What did the horse say to the other horse? Nothing, they're both horses

why did the black guy kill the white guy. the white guy killed his family.

What do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with a kickline

Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

That awkward moment when you get in the van and there's no candy.