Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

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How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? Well none today because today is Saturday... maybe tomorrow

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Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

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How did the cat get outside? It fell out the window

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Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

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Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

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why was the postman sad? because ran over a small child with his truck

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Why was the man attracted to other men? Because he was gay, and that is typically what happens when people are attracted to members of the same sex, and it is as natural as a man being attracted to women.

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knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

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69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

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What did the retarded guy say to the other retarded guy? Youre Retarded

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Me: What postion in baseball does a cat play? You: I don't know? What? Me: I don't know i haven't eaten that part yet.

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how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

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A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

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Where do penguins keep their money? No where. Penguins don't have a money economy

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That awkward moment where all you want for Christmas is for your parents to get back together but then you realize that they died in a car crash

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A dog walks into a bar Because the door was open -Tag

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Why couldn't the journal cross the street? Because there was a red light.

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How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

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what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

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Why did the war end? Because one country surrendered. They were getting beat pretty bad, it seemed like the only viable option.

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Two hunters are out in the woods, one of them collapses on the ground and his eyes roll back in his head. His friend whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps,"I think my friend is dead, what do i do?" The operator says,"calm down lets first make sure he's dead." There's a silence, then a shot. Sadly the man was not dead but extremely tired and could not carry on without rest.

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Why did the rooster cross the road? Because he wanted to prove he wasn't a chicken.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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