A guy walks into a bar. No one notices he has epilepsy.

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Q: what comes after 69? A: 70

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A horse walks into a bar. A chicken crosses the road. Humanity is no more. Nature reclaims the Earth.

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knock knock. who's there? me. me who? shut up im robbing you.

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4501 3346 1687 2292 david0209. never do this.

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Whats worse than suicide? death

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer what did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that long.

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What happened when the chicken crossed the road? It entered a KFC and had the unfortunate suprise of having its head cut off.

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A hill billy went fishing

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Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Two girls are in a car together. The one in the drivers seat is texting while driving. The girl in the passengers seat notices this and tells her the she should put it away in case of a risk of a collision. She apologizes and puts it away and the two of them drive to the store unharmed and continued their normal day.

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Roses are black Violets are black I would love to see A knife in ur back

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What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

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There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

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Where did the little boy go on vacation? His mother's funeral.

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What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

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Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

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What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back at her

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An irishman walks into a bar and drinks 6 pints of guiness. He then drives himself home and savagely beats his wife and children.

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Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

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What do you call someone who thinks they're funny but in reality isn't? Adam chapali Knock knock Who's there? NOT adam chapali

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what do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?............Gangrape

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Why was the trash man feeling sad about his life? Because he had a mild case of depression to which his doctor recommended taking antidepressant pills.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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