Your momma is so ugly that when she stepped on the mirror, it broke.

Why was the baby so hot? Napalm. Why was the baby so cold? Meat locker.

What do you call a black person who puts out fires? a firefighter

your mom.

se* is like math add the couple minus the clothes add the cream and just hope they dont multiply

what's funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Pretty much anything because infant mortality is in no way funny

Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Presents.

roses are red, violets are blue, poems are stupid, refridgerator

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

Today I wanted to make world peace.... So I killed everyone.

A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

What do you call it when the Doctor goes back in time to meet himself? A pair o' Docs. What do you call it when Shaquille O'Neil goes back in time to meet himself? Shaquille O'Neil can't go back in time.

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

A priest, a rabbi and a proctologist walk into a bar. Why is there a bar lying in the middle of the sidewalk?

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Attack her with a sanding machine.

What do you get when you combine a cat and a dog? A Cog

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother. Please open the door. Your mother who? You were adopted.

Whats faster than a black guy with a tv? His brother who is a dentist and drives a fast sports car.

1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

how many licks does it take to get to the center of lollipop? unknown.

What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

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