- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

What is a holocaust survivors favorite food nothing

How many Chinese people does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

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Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

The diamond one below is hilarious.

whats worst then antijokes? the holocaust

why did hellen kellers dog run away? because if your name was awughunguh you'd run too.

A black guy. A Jew and a dyke died in a plane crash!:) Who was flying? ....why would you be wondering that when you should be wondering why i put a smile-face beside the details of the crash..

A black man texts his wife to tell her that he is going to be late coming home from work.....Just kidding, pay phones cannot send text messages.

What magical power enables Spongebob to talk? There is no magical power. he is a cartoon therefore making him be able to anything in anyone's wild dreams.

A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

Theres a tomatoe a cucumber and a mouth. HA

Who's mean and white and really not nice? Hitler

Why did the Italian family have spaghetti for dinner? Thats the only thing they had in the house

B=boy G=girl B:hey i got a good nock nock joke but you have to start it G:okay nock nock B:whos there?

Patient: Doctor, it hurts when I run, I might have arthritis. Doctor: Let me check.... 5 minutes later... Doctor: It turs out you have 3 bullets in your legs. Patient: Ohhh, I get it now.

Why did the pig cross the road? To chase after his adopted chicken.

how do you wake up a cat? you break it.

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