Why should you be scared when a black man asks you, "What are looking at?" Because if he is over the age of 18, he should know better than to end a sentence with a preposition, unless of course, he never had an education, in which case... you should probably run for your life.

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What do you call 50 jewish, homeless men peeing into a river? Pollution.

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Why did Wiggy fall into the toilet? Wiggy was the name of his turd.

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What do you want to be when you grow up? I want to be a .... The boy didn't finish his sentence because he got hit by a fridge.

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what did the murderer say when he lost his gun? dangit. now i cant kill anyone

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Someone asked me "What rhymes with Orange?" I replied "Door hinge." He punched me.

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When would you find a Mexican, Asian, Black and white guy hanging out? Never

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Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

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What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medication prescribed by her doctor.

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A man walks into a bar and is shot in the face

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What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red pain is spilled on it.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Hearing the same holocaust joke seventeen times.

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a whiskey sour and a mop.

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why did the bear cross the road? to get cream cheese.

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Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1...Kaboom!

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Why did the man have a really short temper? HOW THE **** SHOULD I KNOW???

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

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Why did the little girl walk into the wall? Because she was blind.

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Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

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youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

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what happens when Pinocchio says "My nose is growing"?

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

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Q.Why did Bruno Mars marry the blond? A.Because it was a beautiful night and he was looking for something DUMB to do.

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How many Russians can you fit in a Mini Cooper? It depends on how big they are.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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