- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

What do you give a man who has everything? Syphilis

Wanna know a Chuck Norris fact? He is 72 years old and likely to die soon

What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? Nothing. He won't get them for the rest of his life.

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

What did the orphan do on his birthday? He burned down his orphanage, he hated the place because he was severly abused.

So, Helen Keller walked into a bar....and then a stool, and then a counter, and then a table....

Knock Knock Who's There? Im Black Im Black Who Open The Door Now Pancakes Granted

Why did Suzie fall off the Swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

why cant black people swim? I dont know but they killed my family

A small mexican boy saves up enough money to buy his very own skateboard. His mother is dead.

Q: Why was the child sad? A: because a doctor was taking bullet fragments out of his chest.

Who is a pussy ass bitch and is and has a chode? - Jeff Misner

"My CiOCK is bigger!" "No! My CiOCK is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger DiICK.

Why did women scream loudly!? As the women was unexpectadly frightend!

What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow

Why didnt sally throw out her lunch? Her mom had a miscarriage, she was never born.

Why was the Asian woman late for work? She was raped.

Why are all the dinosaurs extinct? Because you touch yourself at night,

why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

What did one duck say to the other duck? Quack.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

I need a side cart on my motorcycle just for my diick

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