A house comes around the corner.

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why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

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What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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How do you call a black person in KFC? By a Phone.

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MILLERS FUNNY LIKE A JEW

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

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i found the cure to cancer.......AIDS

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So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

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Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

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whaT DID HEVEN SAY TO THE FRIDGE hAVE YOU GOT A COLD

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In Soviet Russia, you drive the car, fill it up with gas, and park it. Just like in America.

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Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

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I have a little dog. She likes being tossed high into the air. I need a new little dog as the last one was caught by a gust carrying here over the sound-dividing highway wall and dropped into traffic.

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how do you make a cat get out of a tree you shot it

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A burglar broke into a house one night. He picked up a CD player to place in his sack and a strange, disembodied voice echoed from the dark, saying, "Jesus is watching you." He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight off, and froze. When he heard nothing more, he shook his head, clicked the light on, and began searching for more valuables. Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires, he heard, "Jesus is watching you." Freaked out, he shined his light around frantically, looking for the source of the voice. Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight beam came to rest on a parrot. "Did you say that?" he hissed at the parrot "Yep," the parrot confessed, then squawked, "I'm just trying to warn you." The burglar relaxed. "Warn me, huh? Who in the world are you?" "Moses," replied the bird. "Moses?" the burglar laughed. "What kind of people would name a bird Moses?" "Devout Semites," the parrot replied.

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Why did a kid throw a clock out the window? Because he was adopted

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What did the first Ethiopian say to the other? He asked for some food only to realize that the other one had already starved to death.

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whats the difference between a frog and a toad ones a frog

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What do you call a black man at school the janitor

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Three black men was in a car. They were going on holiday.

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Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Whats the difference between a soccer ball and a baby? Babies cry when I kick them.

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Wife, "Wake up... i think there's someone in the house, do something... go downstairs and have a look!" Husband, "Do it yourself." Wife, "You what? You can't expect a woman to fight off an intruder..." Husband, "You women wanted equal rights so here you go, do it yourself."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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