How did the Jew escape the concentration camp?

What did the boy with AIDS, polio, one eye and one arm get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why did Lisa let go of the monkey bars? she was being molested

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I am blind

whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like. The man says,"I'm feeling light today so I'll just have some H2O." The man's friend says,"I'm feeling the same. I'll have some H2O, too." The second man died.

why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

justin bieber walks into a bar, he is then kicked out because he's under age.

How many inches of snow are there when the fireplace burns for 10 minutes? Red chickens

The chickens have become self-aware!

Past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense!

Why did the man wear a mask He had low self-esteem, and was ashamed of his facial appearance

Q. What does the kool aid man say when he breaks into a wall A. Ow

how do you kill a black guy ? AIDS

What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophob? a blowjob

Vegeta, What does the scouter say about his power level? It's Over 9000!!!!!

Why did Hitler shoot himself He saw his his gas bill

My name is Jacob Mckeand and my penis is as long as Mr. Macs hair.

Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Niether has he

why did the baby die? It was hit by a bus and then raped by a seal.

What's facial hair? Hair that slowly progresses to grow out of certain areas on your face.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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