Why did the girl drop her sucker? she was hit by a truck!

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What's worst then leaving a public toilet when you just took a shit and the toilet is now clogged Realising that the maid was waiting for you to get out to clean the toilet...

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Roses are gay Violets are gayer when you hear girls moaning im the player

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Roses are Red Your Face Has Turned Blue This Pillow I have Is Smothering You

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A black man walks into a store and buys a gun based upon the increasing crime rate in his area. He stops for lunch and heads home.

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Why did little Katie fall off her bike? Because the postman killed the bee hive.

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My mom

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You've got more chins than a Chinese... Girl with a lot of chins, because she's so fat

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A Buddhist priest, and mexican drug lord, and a 12 year old girl walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the little girl and says. "Honey, you're too young to be in here." the little girl looks around and says. "Oh, My mistake." and leaves.

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Whats alive and drowning? your new born baby you just threw in the river

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My grandfather died in a concentration camp. He fell off a guard tower and broke his neck.

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What do you call a Mexican hot dog? Lunch.

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What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

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Oracle horacle, you big bloated boracle!

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Q: What are the best kind of jokes? A: The funny ones.

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Yo momma's so old, she lives in a nursing home and is on various medications that she needs to take to stay in optimum health.

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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Girl, why are you crying? I'm not a girl, I'm a strawberry.

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Well, you need to develop a particular mindset, and while scienTITS claim that its not logical so it does not work... Well, SUGAR, thing is that the mind and emotions, cannot be explained logically either. Let me expand your mind (if I have not already) A astronomer meets up with a brain surgeon, the Astronomer says to the brain surgeon: I do not believe in god. Why? says the brain surgeon. Because I have studied most of the outer space and never found seen any trace of God.

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The patient says, "Give me the bad news first!" Doctor replies, "You've got AIDS." "Oh, no! What could be worse than that?" asks the patient. "You've also got Alzheimer's Disease." Looking relieved the patient says, 'at least it shall be over quickly.'

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Josh, this is your mother. I was wondering if you wanted me to bring my lube and strapon to bed tonight. Wait never mind about the strapon because i have my dick to use.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Put down your barbie. Get in the car.

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Q:How do you kill Chuck Norris ? A:You don't , He kills you first.

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womens rights

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Anti Joke

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