- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you kill a blond? there are many ways but every one of them is illegal and could be criminally chargeable.

What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

What do you call a bunch black people falling off a cliff? A mudslide! What do you call a bunch of white people falling off a cliff? An avalanch!

Chuck Norris was so famous we was casted for the show Walker, Texas Ranger

you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer What did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that far

I've got some good news an some bad news. The good new is that you just won 10 million dollars! The bad news is I'm just kidding.

Q:Why is the WMBA so unsuccessful? A:Barely anyone watches it

Q: What did the homless man get for chritsmas? A: Frostbite

Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

What did the atheist say as Jesus walked past? nothing, he ran to the nearest bar and called the insane asylum.

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? He's dead.

Knock Knock. GO AWAY!

What's worse than stapling a baby to a tree? Stapling the same baby to ten trees.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw 'em.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's me, Jeremy. Oh, great to see you! Come inside. They then have a great time watching TV and eating snacks

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

Why did the girl make a sandwich for her boyfriend? Because she offered to make lunch in order to save money by not going to a restaurant.

Your momma so stupid that it's really inspiring she managed to overcome her limitations and raise such a wonderful family.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

whats the difference between a pizza and a jew? Pizza is not human, Jewish people are.

My brother gave my mom AIDS. My mom gave my dad AIDS. My dad gave my dog AIDS. My dog gave me AIDS. I gave my sister AIDS. My sister called the police because of the wild case of AIDS.

What do you get when you cross a dog with a cat? Nothing, it is impossible to mix 2 different animals

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