Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin, "Sure is hot in here." The other muffin says, "AHHHH! A talking muffin."

Why did they chicken cross the road? It didn't. A van ran it over when it was halfway across.

Why didnt the boy finish the race? Becuase he stepped on a land mine.

What is worse than finding dead parents? Not finding them.

One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

In other news, a Florida man was arrested today for stealing candy...with a knife.

Have u ever noticed why a Police car siren isnt as loud as an ambulance siren? Do u know why that is? Because i dont, and i would like to know because my over active and curious brain is pounding through my skull and throbbing with question and wont stop until i know the answer!

How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

Q: what's worse then stubing yout toe? A: getting raped by godzilla

When black people wore their pants low, white people called it "Saggin" little did they know that "saggin" spelled backwards is "white supremacy" those sneaky white people

How can you tell the difference between a black guy and a white guy? skin color

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

my brother yells at me for singing in the shower so i scream "how can you hate from outside the tub when you cant even get in?"

If life throws you lemons, get under some shelter so you don't get pelted by flying fruit and worry about making lemonade later.

What animal wouldn't you want to play games with? Probably none of them. They are animals and incapable of playing board games.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

Two black men walk past a white man who recently hung himself from a tree. Oh the racist irony.

What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

How many TV shows are there? A lot.

What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

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