- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the man stay home on a monday? He was dead.

Don`t be mean? WOMAN! DO YOU NOT HOW TERRIBLE THE DEMAND YOU MAKE IS? ...Fine alright, I wont leave you hanging then... So I wont call. Moral: "Seriously though, I am leaving too, but I want the top comment"

what do you get when you mix peanut butter and jelly? a sweaty black guy

He is outside, running for it, Erron, seriously who is We? I thought you where an author.

What do you call a kid with leukemia and no arms? Names.

What did the white man say to the black man? Nice Pants

Holy mother moley! Britain just brexited! Now there's no more Britain. Britain is all gone.

Whats better then a guard llama two Guard llamas

A man walks into a bar... He has a severe drinking problem, and his wife weeps for him

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

How Many Women Does It Take To Parallel Park A Car ? Zero , The Husband Drove

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry, Show me your tits.

Roses are red They can be white too Violets are not blue They are violet

What say the mirror if i look in it,? He died

A Norwegian, a Swede and a Dane where having a bet on who could swim the furthest without getting wet on their hair. The Swede could have done better... The Dane did surprisingly well. The Norwegian, being bald, was disqualified. Moral: I still have some hair left!

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

Why was Jesus Christ white? Because it would be a lot better if I had more confidence in myself...

Wow! I've seen this joke before!

Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

Q:What's the difference between a lake? A: a tree, because motorcycles dont have doors... :) crf

what are you talking about. Nets are terrible. Lakers are going to be the best.

Knock knock. Why do you say the words "knock knock" without actually knocking on the door?

Why did the white girl become a lesbian? Because she was raped and had no more trust in the male gender.

It's green, has four legs and sits in a tree. And if it falls on your head you're dead. A billiard table.

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