My teacher told me to so a report on women rights.....I turned in a blank sheet! ^.^

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Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

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How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

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Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

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Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

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A duck walks into a bar. Then he walks out.

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whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

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What did the empty bar stool say to the one next to him? "You look like you have a lot on your shoulders!"

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Shut up, I already got that before you said it, typed it, whatever I do not give a fuck, I want the last word because, reasons of millions. I love you Nero come visit me sometime, wait ill come visit you, yes yes, but now shut up, I want the last word, because I made myself your bitch! You know its not what I mean the other way but then around again, I think, you are my I made myself your bitch, no wait, keep reading, you are, my bitch master..., pretty please let me have the last word? Never fucking mind! Have the last word, I surrender, I totally surrender I want my nose back XD.

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What's worse then AIDS? Chad Wolbert

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Impossible, fruits to not have the ability to talk.

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NeroChan, I have said nothing to you, that you have not taught me, if nothing else you have indirectly inspired yourself, you will get back on your feet, you just need to take one step at the time, I know how ambitious you are, but you always focused on helping others, hiding, seeing yourself as a sinking ship, trying to help as many as possible before you pass away. We can work trough this together, it is easy to figure out that you are trying to protect others from what you feel that you have become, something that cannot be repaired, something that was never meant to be fixed, but to be used until it had no more to give.

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Roses are Expensive. Violets are Gay. Poems are for pussies... Have a nice day!

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Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

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dad said he had to drop the kids off at the pool what does that mean mom? honey it means dad has to take a shit beacuase shit looks like retarded black kids with down sydrome

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What did Marshawn Lynch say? Yeah

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When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

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What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

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What's Donald Trump's favorite color? Green.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies " My daughter just died of leukemia."

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Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

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I ounce had a parrot it talked buy never said im hungry so it died

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whats something naked and nailed to a cross? jesus, idiot.

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How do you say hooker in Chinese? ?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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