A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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Hey what did you do on The weekend??? I got hit by a bus!

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What did the kid say to the ice-cream Man Can I have a duck please

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whats funnier than a dead baby? many things. a dead baby is a very sad and tragic thing.

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what did the duck say to the monkey.............. QUACK!!!!!!!!

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Something strange in you're neighborhood. Who you gonna call? The police.

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An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

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Which deranged adventurer thinks that (one`s unprotected cranium) is stronger than (a brick structure) Mario. he keeps bashing his head on blocks in attempts to prove his own worth

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Once a upon a time there was a girl named Cinderella. She rubbed a magic lamp and a genie appeared. Then a guy named Larry Harry walks into a laundry mat. 7 days later she died.

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I cant believe they been together after all that shit. (person ask what) and you say your buttchheeeeks:]

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Why did the astronaut die in space? Just kidding there was no astronaut. It was a cucumber

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A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

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How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

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roses are red violets are blue the sugar bowls empty so is your head

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Try not to laugh at this joke... Knock knock Who's there? Ha ha ha Ha ha ha who? I told you not to laugh

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what did the black man say to the Muslim? "you the bomb"!

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Q:What did the duck say to the other duck A:We are both ducks

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Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

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What's funnier than British people ? Their tea in the Harbor

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Did you hear the one about the dead guy? Apparently he was no longer living.

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A black guy and a Puerto Rican are in a car. Who's driving? Most likely one of the two, because if they were not that would be illegal.

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What is green and is not grass A frogg

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What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

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What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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