THE LOVE SHACK IS A LITTLE OLD PLACE WHERE WE CAN GET TOGETHER!

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Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

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I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

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You look like Susan Boyle f**ked Snooki and then got hit by a truck.

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What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

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whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a motorcycle nothing, I dont have either

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My grandma's star sign was cancer, and it was really ironic how she died, actually... She was attacked by a giant crab.

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Whats worst than getting bombed by the russians? The holocaust!

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what did the thief say to the man that lost his car? i stole your car.

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whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

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What do you call a Mexican that is jumping off a building? A suicidal jumper!

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What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

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Your mother is so fat. We are all extremely concerned for her health.

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Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

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A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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What is the sun's favorite day of the week? The sun is a mass of incadescent gas and cannot feel emotions; therefore, it cannot have a favorite day of the week.

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Hay is for horses and other hay consuming mammals.

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What do tigers dream of when they take a tiger snooze? Mike Tyson

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A brunette, a redhead, and a blond are all stuck on an island 100 miles away from the nearest civilization with no resources. After 2 weeks, they decide that no one is going to save them and they have to swim for it. The brunette swims 25 miles and then gets eaten by sharks. The redhead swims 75 miles and then drowns. The blond swims 99 miles but got tired, so she swam back.

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There once was a plain Cheerio. He has a decent life with a low paying job and an apartment. One day, he decided to make his life more fun and started going to parties. He met some women and had a good time. He was happier and was soon promoted at work. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself, only to discover that he was now a Honey-nut Cheerio. He continued to go to parties and met a girl that eventually became his girlfriend. He became a manager at work and moved into an expensive condo. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself and was a Frosted Cheerio. He then quit his job and opened a club, where he became the most popular Cheerio in town. All guys wanted to be him, girls with him. At one party, his girlfriend asked him for some punch. He went to the kitchen but couldn't find any. There was no punch-line.

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Q: You know what never gets old? A: The kids in a school shooting

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What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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