- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Bob fall off a cliff? He had an epileptic episode.

What is the fastest bird in air? NONE WHO NEEDS TO RIDE BIRDS WHEN YOU HAVE AIROPLANES!!!!

haiku for you ladies and gents My mother once said, "Slow and steady wins the race" She died in a fire.

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Q: What is black and white, black and white, black and white? A: A Nun falling down the stairs.

Why did suzie fall off the swing? Cause she had no arms. Why didn't she get back on the swing? cause she had no legs. Why didn't anyone help her up? Cause she had no friends. Why did she stay their all night? cause she had no family.

knock knock whos there make up make up who hahahaha you said make a poo

Q:What's the difference between a Boy scout and a Jew? A:Boy scouts come back from camp.

When is a bus not a bus? When it turns into a street

What does Jason say when he rages on cod ? I hope your family gets slaughtered in front of him ..

Jesus hates you this I know, because Buddha told me soo.

A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

two friends are hanging out, one says to the other "whats 5 plus 5" the other says, "you know i didnt finish school and i dont appriceate you making fun of me" the other boy looks away and walks off

Two muffins are in the oven. They don't say anything because muffins can't talk. The end.

Donald Duck walks into a drug store and asks the lady behind the counter for a bag of condoms. So the lady says, "Sure thing sir, would you like me to put that on your bill"? Donald says," THIT(Shit)NO, I'LL THUFFOCATE! (Suffocate)

Go online. why? To get a quote. why? To save money. why? Because we said so! Parenting can be hard. See how easy it is to save with GEICO.

What's the difference between a bench and a Mexican? The bench can support a family.

A drunk guy walks into a bar. He orders a beer and the bartender says "Hey pal, you look and act really drunk, I don't think I can serve you any more alcohol." The man looks up to the bartender and says "You're right, I'm really drunk."

Roses are Blue Violets are red, I need to go the the bathroom

i like my rose red and my diamonds blue your screamin mercy so did ur mom but i killed her to

What is a black man's favorite food? It differs from person to person.

What happened to the teenager who was raped and murdered? Who knows? They never found the body.

The awkward moment when you don't know whether to like or dislike this because you think I want like so you are gonna dislike but what If I want dislikes, but what if I want likes, you are confused Antijokeception....

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