There once lived a man in Peru. He lived in a small apartment then died of kidney failure.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis

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Why did the black man jump out of the plane? He was going on a parachute dive with his friend.

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How did i get from Pakistan to Iraq Iran

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Why did the Jew pick up the quarter on the sidewalk? Because he was going to buy a candy bar and was short 25 cents.

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A: Why do you look like a dog? B: Idk.

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak and will soon have her institutionalized.

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

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What's worse than a dead baby? A dumpster full of dead babies What's worse than that? One is still alive at the bottom What's worse than that? It had to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It came back for seconds

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An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

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What's worse than a teacher yelling at you? The holocaust

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Why did the woman get into a car accident? She was blind.

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what did the guy say when he lost his sandwich? wheres my sandwich?

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I am black. And i will beat your children. At checkers. They can be the red .

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What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

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Q: What do you do when the light burns out A: Just replace it with a bulb from a less used room

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When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

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why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

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What do you get when you cross a RPG with a cell phone? A microwave

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Life is confusing. Really how so? He just walked up to me five minutes ago with a pair of socks taped on both sides of his face saying humanity is screwed and ran off after peeing on my carpet.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue.

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What's 8 foot tall and can't breathe? Ryan Eisenhour

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Betty wanted to see time fly so she threw her alarm clock out the window. Shortly after, her mother grounded her as it was quite expensive and she had become less punctual without it.

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A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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