Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

Why did Lisa let go of the monkey bars? she was being molested

Hey what did you do on The weekend??? I got hit by a bus!

Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

Q: Why didn't Dwight D. Eisenhower play with the silly putty? A: Because he's dead.

What did the kid say to the ice-cream Man Can I have a duck please

why did the cow cross the road because pigs were not flying i had to write it hurts

What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

what did the duck say to the monkey.............. QUACK!!!!!!!!

Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

Q:What did the duck say to the other duck A:We are both ducks

A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

what is red and can grow hair water i lied about it growing hair and that it is red

Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

what did the black man say to the Muslim? "you the bomb"!

What's funnier than British people ? Their tea in the Harbor

roses are red violets are blue the sugar bowls empty so is your head

What is green and is not grass A frogg

Did you hear the one about the dead guy? Apparently he was no longer living.

I cant believe they been together after all that shit. (person ask what) and you say your buttchheeeeks:]

A black guy and a Puerto Rican are in a car. Who's driving? Most likely one of the two, because if they were not that would be illegal.

What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

Anti Joke

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