- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is red and can grow hair water i lied about it growing hair and that it is red

Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

What do you call a Welshman with a stick up his arse? A very odd man

Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the gas man, I've come to read your meter, like we arranged.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

Why was Jimmy upset? He wasn't.

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

How do you make a mime talk? There are many ways. I prefer a baseball bat with a nail through it.

Sex

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

Wanna hear a joke? (Yeah, sure) So do I, got any?

Penis, eggs, mushrooms and tigers

What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

What is the Pirates favorite letter? C

How to make a plummer cry Kill his family

A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? It's a trick question. Feminists can't change anything.

Why was the boy mentally retarded? Because his mother was a tree

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