a black guy, a handicap, a pervert, and a fat guy are sitting in at a booth in a bar... Your watching family guy

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What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

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josh roberts makes nuns hang themselves

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Why did the house stink? There were decomposing bodies under the floor boards.

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Ring Ring! Hello? Hello, is your refrigerator running? Yes it is Good.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I tryed to hang myself But my neck qad to fat

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What did the piano say to the ice cube? Dude, get back in the freezer or you are going to melt!

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A boy's parents buy him a Wii for Christmas. The boy hangs himself the next day because you need arms to play Wii.

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7,8,9

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whats worse than getting ur penis cut off......no holocaust

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Why did sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by an 18 wheeler Knock knock Whos there not sally

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"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

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sadf

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Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name ia not Mark.

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What do you call a black man playing a bass guitar? A bassist.

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Why did the pot-head have red eyes? He got soap in them.

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Yo momma is so ugly that she should probably consider suicide

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God, you know after creating humanity and kinda regretting it and stuff, fell into drinking and betting. He found Sin a fellow poker player, and all was good. Until God, drinking a bit too much bet a bit too many of his creds: Son. Jesus: Yes father. God: Uh, I kinda ended up low on cash on the poker game last night and I kinda well... I am gonna be frank here, I bet you and lost. NeroMetal Not dissing the bible, just enjoying the always brighter side of life eh? ;)

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Why did the man eat the apple? He had just witnessed a cow butchering and decided to become a vegitarian the moment he got home. He now lives in 1st degree depression because of what he saw 2 hours ago.

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What do you call a boomerang that wont come back? Broken.

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how many black people can you fit in a car? However many sets there are.

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What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

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Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

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Anti Joke

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