A Black Child just received his ivy-league diploma and hugged his dad.

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what did one paper football say to the other? did you get flicked off too.

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What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

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Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

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You look like Susan Boyle f**ked Snooki and then got hit by a truck.

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I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

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THE LOVE SHACK IS A LITTLE OLD PLACE WHERE WE CAN GET TOGETHER!

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what did the thief say to the man that lost his car? i stole your car.

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What do you call a Mexican that is jumping off a building? A suicidal jumper!

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Whats worst than getting bombed by the russians? The holocaust!

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whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

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A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

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whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a motorcycle nothing, I dont have either

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Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

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What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

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Your mother is so fat. We are all extremely concerned for her health.

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My grandma's star sign was cancer, and it was really ironic how she died, actually... She was attacked by a giant crab.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

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What do tigers dream of when they take a tiger snooze? Mike Tyson

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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a black, mexican, jewish, and white man fall off a cliff, who landed first ? all at the same time, they all died and there familys sued the clifff and commited sucicede

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What is the sun's favorite day of the week? The sun is a mass of incadescent gas and cannot feel emotions; therefore, it cannot have a favorite day of the week.

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Hay is for horses and other hay consuming mammals.

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A black man, a mexican man, and a caucasian man, walk into a bar with handguns. The three break out into a gun fight and everyone is killed in the cross-fire

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Anti Joke

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