Yeah sure, you have "absolutely... ...No... ...Reason..." to... Fucking... use... This... place... at... all... But you seem to be here all the fucking time, what fucking sense does that make? That is not the matter at all fagface! Your fucking goons assaulting me because "I stole one of your aliases?" I was born Nero and will die fucking Nero, not Nerometal, not Nero of Neronism, just Nero your friendly rapist! Yeah Ill give you my fucking social info, so you... and... your... excessive... use... of... this shit... can... send... your ...fucking assholes to finish the job! Listen bitch! I am a writer! And your faggots stabbed off like half of my eyeball! I don't give a damn about this site, I want your fucking assholes to stop seeking me out in person! Hell, give me your social info, so we can "make a fucking settlement" Where I break off your head and shit down your neck!

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2 boy once went to a party. One boy dared the other to suck all the helium out of a balloon. Today this boy is know as Justin Bieber

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Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

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Why didn't the dog come to his master when it was called? It didn't have any legs.

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whats the difference between a black guy and pizza? a pizza can feed a family.

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Why was the girl's clitoris cut off? Her country practiced Sharia Law.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. Then the man pays for the beer and drinks the beer.

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What's the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes people laugh and the other is a clown.

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Where do penguins keep their money? No where. Penguins don't have a money economy

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What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

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A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

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How many holes can you poke in my chest, When my chest is by far the best If you believe you can stab Then then grab a knife...that you can grab Skewer my breast Which lies on the best chest And you will discover A man under your covers Yes, keep on pokin' Poke my chest with the knife you are strokin' And then swallow a chode because you are stupid.

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Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and not being funny.

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what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

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Did you hear the one about the guy who couldnt find his shoes? No? ok ill talk to someone who will get the reference

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life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

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What's worse then mud on your shoes. Being assassinated by means of a dart to the throat.

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What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

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What is a white man in a white shirt called A white man in a white shirt

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ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, I OFFERED YOU SOME CEREAL, MADE OUT OF MY DOGS POO BY VICKY AND RENATA WOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it, they aren't going to come.

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

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I took my sick iguana to the Vet. He said why did you bring him to me, a former soldier?

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Life is like a box of chocolates, some are brown, and some are white.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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