Why did the chicken cross the road? AIDs.

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whats the difference between this joke and other jokes other jokes have a punch line

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Why does Hilter hate Jews? He's incapable of hating because he's dead.

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Why did the blonde fail her drug test? She's actually never did drugs before but since she didn't show up for appointment, that counts as an automatic fail.

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What is the difference between a refrigerator? Seven anchors because blue isn't vital for turtles to fornicate.

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A rooster lays an egg on the tip of a roof. Which side does it fall to? Roosters don't lay eggs

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Why couldn't Horton hear a who? He was a loaf of bread.

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Roses Are Red...Rolo's Are Round....Pull Down Your Pants And Let's Down!

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What did the old women do when she found her husband dead? She had a heart attack and died as well.

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What's a black man that drives a bus? A bus-driver

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!!!! lolooloL!OL!olO!LO!Lo!l!LO!L!O11P!lOL!oO!l

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Why did the paraplegic roll his wheelchair up a steep hill? Because he's crippled.

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Well, its allright then, just tired that is all, leave it be, I mean what if your wife sees it? What will she think?

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Q. what did the hobo say to the rich guy A. nothing the hobo wa a mute

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What does and elephant and me have in common. Everything, I am an elephant.

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Why did the cop stop a black guy with a Rolls-Royce? Because he was speeding while on his phone and going through red traffic lights.

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How do you confuse a blond? Nordic mytholigi. That is, if shes american

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How did Jimmy lose seven pounds? I killed him.

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What did the Liver say to the Heart? Nothing, Organs can't talk

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Q. What has 5 chins, 10 eyes, 10 feet, and 50 fingers? A. Five People.

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An Irishman and his sheep are locked in a barn together for 3 days. On the 3rd day his wife finally notices that he is gone, and comes looking in the barn for her husband. She liberates him, cooks him dinner, and they both laugh at the bestiality that occurred in the barn. 3 days is indeed a long time for anyone to endure.

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What did the alphabetical soup spell for little Bobby? U gOt SUzie prEgnant ....... aGaiN

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golf is so gay i mean look at what they name the different clubs 3 wood 4 wood 5 wood 6 wood just give it a beat and you got a catchy song

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