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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Japanese man name his black baby? -Som Ting Wong :)

why was osama bin laden shot and killed? because he was a very violent man and deserved his punishment

Q: why did the black guy die? A: he got shot

read this sentence again.

What's faster than a black man running with a VCR? His son with the receipt of purchase as they realize VCR's are clearly outdated and must be returned right away.

Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

How many Dean Mckee's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He doesn't know what a lightbulb's for, nevermind how to use one.

Q:What's worse than watching the show Jersey Shore? A:Nothing.

i am 26 why was i kidnapped 13 years ago cause i was in a badly written play

What's the difference between a portuguese widow and a llama? One is a portuguese widow and the other isn't.

What did the coconut say to the lizard? Nothing, the coconut fell off the tree and killed the lizard.

Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

A man jumped off a cliff and wished he could fly. He was hit by a plane

What's the best thing about Windows OS? It's very versatile and can run a wide selection of programs, tools, and games.

I slept through the Dark Knight movie....turns out I was pretty tired.

Why is Brodie Invited to Orlando? To make the beds

i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says "It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave"

why did the boy drop the ball. he was shot in the head.

Whats the difference between a jew and firewood? Firewood is meant to be burned in a stove or firepit while jews are functioning members of society.

A Chinese, American, and German were all on the a boat sinking off the Border of the U.S. So the American called the U.S Coast Guard and they were rescued and taken to a nearby hospital. Two of the three members are still alive today and haunted by the memory of that day.

Do you know what lmnop is? No. A group of five consecutive letters.

How many people does it take to paint an elementary school red? 27.

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