- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who always participates in "No shave November"? The homeless.

What's brown and sticky? "A stick?" No, poo.

What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken

"is it just me or is it getting really hot in here?" "the house is on fire and we are locked in"

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You'd run away too if someone left the gate open and you happened to be a dog.

What human can fly without holding any thing (exept cloths i dont like inapropeate jokes i dont know it a very intresting quesiton

How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

How can a man go 8 days without sleeping? Sleep at night.

a guy went to a bar and ordered a molotov cocktail. he died.

Where did Suzie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of its legs is both the same

Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

Your moms so dumb that she has cancer..... wait thats racist

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

Why should you never eat a jellyfish on a Wednesday? Because it will sting you with its poison.

What happens when you run over a mexican? The country gets one less illegal immigrant.

Why was the Mexican stopped at the border? He forgot his passport.

I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. I suffer from a debilitating sleep disorder.

Q: Why did the boy not laugh at the Anti Joke? A: Because he has no sense of humor

What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

knock knock whos there. no one your hullicinating, heroine is hell of a drug

Roses are red, violets are blue, suck my tip and call me Regi.

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