- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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This is not a joke, I'm just bored (or am I?)

There's a black guy, a yellow guy, and a white guy. Which one survives? All of them do. See. I'm not racist!

knock knock who's there? F uck F uck who? F uck off

What did a Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know, I don't speak Chinese.

What's tiny and smells like a big banana? A tiny banana

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer

How do you cure aids? Jonathon siezed to care as he proceeded to cry when he was told his lemons were over the weight of what he'd expected

What did the farmer say when his cow got stuck in a tree? Nothing, it didn't get stuck in the first place because cows are incapable of climbing trees.

What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

What do you call a joke that isn't funny? A joke that isn't funny.

A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink.

What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

Why didnt the boy finish the race? Becuase he stepped on a land mine.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant monkey

What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

Why was it so hard for teachers to teach Tommy? Tommy is brain dead

Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

"I vant to blood your suck!" warned Darcula.

How do you make something disappear from your hand? Throw it somewhere that's out of sight,

Why did they chicken cross the road? It didn't. A van ran it over when it was halfway across.

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