What did Steven Hawking get for christmas? A bike.

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Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Because he always increases the treble input in his songs, and he doesnt have a rod.

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So a man walks into a bar. Unfortunately, he had brittle bone disease, cracked open his skull and bled to death on the pavement.

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i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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I don't have friends, so I'm anti-social.

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Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris has normal human strength.

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Why did the man walk into the bar Because he was an acoholic

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A black man, a Mexican man, a Jew, an Asian man, and a white man get into a fight. Who won? Well since their dispute got all the way to a fight, I guess nobody really wins.

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What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

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My diick won't stop barking unless I take it for a walk, problem is, I can't find a leash big enough

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Little Birdy: Are you my mother? Man: No, I'm a murderer. Get in the truck.

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Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

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richard is fag

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

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What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

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knock knock, who's there me me who he opens the door a kills yo

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A unicorn, a smart blonde, a dragon, and a hobo are in a maze who gets out first? The hobo. The other 3 don't exist. By Adam Chebali

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Why do elephant tusks stick out? For uprooting trees and bushes, and for defending their young.

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What's worse; twelve babies in one trash can or one baby in twelve trash cans?

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Why did the cow hail a taxi? Because cows can't drive.

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Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

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roses are red violets are blue if you and your sister were hanging from a cliff i'd save your sister

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