- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the prostitute say to the black man after they had sexual intercourse? I have aids

How do you know if you're gay? You find yourself sleeping with people of the same sex.

Q: Why is eminem such a good rapper? A: well if you want to know its becuase he had a bad childhood experience and and needed some money so he put hard work and dedication into rapping.

When Chuck Norris plays Modern Warfare 2, he gets more care packages than Haiti did.

For 10 cents a day you can feed an African...they eat pennies.

Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

Three Arabian men are on a plane, they stand up, and shout BOMB, BOMB, BOMB! All three have Tourettes.

Chuck Norris isn't afraid of the dark. Because he's a grown man, and most grown men aren't afraid of the dark.

What happened to the fish? It drowned

A depressed man walks into a bar. He has a drink and heads back to his apartment. On the way he was killed by another man attempting to commit suicide due to depression.

A blonde walked into a bank. She deposited her check, thanked the teller, and promptly left.

why did the car go to the bathroom? it had gas.

If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

Q: There's a Brit, Kenyan, German, and Colombian in one room. Where are they? A: Public School

Why did Hitler shoot himself? Because he found out Chuck Norris was a Jew.

Roses are brown Violets are brown who the hell took a shit in my garden?

Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

I'd like to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather did. Not screaming in terror like the rest of te people in his car.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his wife in the hospital. She has terminal cancer.

To mama's so fat that her escape velocity in her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

Why does it get hot after a basketball game? Because of the crowd all breathing out carbon dioxide and the high level of activity generating excess body heat.

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