- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

Why can a black man beat a white man in basketball? They are generally better at basketball Why cant a black man beat a KKK member in basketball? He valued his life and didnt want to die

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Q: why are black people so much darker than white people? A: genetics.

Why was Blue looking for her clue. She was drugged by a stranger and ended up inside of Mailbox.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink successfully, pays, and leaves. Three weeks later he dies tragically.

Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

What's brown and sits in the woods? Winnie's poo

good pick up line hey baby have u seen my heart cuz i think you stole it

Did you hear about the man with the bicycle? He was 2 tired.

Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

pretty soon we'll all be dead

How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas?? - Cancer

An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

Yo momma is so stupid, she is in rehab and will unlikely get over her mental illness leading to her soon and fatal death.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Why can't Hellen Kelller drive? Because she's a woman.

Two fish were lying on a bank. One said "I can't breath." The other one was dead.

why did the small boy drop his ice cream ? because he has no hands

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