- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

Jon waits in his driveway for a bit then rides off to a lemonade stand but doesn't stop because the stand is surrounded by police who have arrested the kids at the stand for selling spiked lemonade. He continues past the stand and goes somewhere else (probably Subway).

what do grown up's do at night when everyone lese is asleep? Go to sleep as well

I am green. You are blue. Jokes are infinite. This is too.

-I have an idea! Let's play twenty questions! -Alright! But i have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

Whats worse than anal sex Anal sex with razor blades

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

roses are red violets are blue i have shit in my mouth so screw you

Why was the lady afraid of rocks? Because her husband was stoned.

What has red dots and is yellow all over A poisonous frog

What do two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

Here's a riddle: What can you catch, but not throw? A really heavy ball, or STDs.

What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The black man is alive.

That Rachael chick needs to get back in the kitchen

Why can't the orphan play baseball? He can't find home.

One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

Why didn't the scientist discover a cure for apathy? He simply lost interest in it.

What do you call five black me pushing a car? "Very nice young men who helped me when I broke down," according to my grandmother.

I was gonna make a gay joke but those are insensitive, and gays have feelings like everyone else

Why did the paperboy fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him because he was a ginger.

A man walks into a dairy. Most people will not get this as it is cultural slang and they will think it is referring to dairy products.Oh well. This was going to be a good joke.

How do you know when you have had too much to drink? When you ran over 7 pedestrians and are lying in the back of a police vehicle

Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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