- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? Nothing. He won't get them for the rest of his life.

A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

Knock Knock Who's There? Im Black Im Black Who Open The Door Now Pancakes Granted

What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

So, Helen Keller walked into a bar....and then a stool, and then a counter, and then a table....

What did the orphan do on his birthday? He burned down his orphanage, he hated the place because he was severly abused.

Why did Suzie fall off the Swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

What did one dog say to the other dog? Bark.

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

"Knock Knock" "Just ring the bloody bell for once!"

whats hairy and crys your mom

Waitress: Would you like to have a drink? Customer: (Looks at the drink's menu) Hmmmm... What are my choices? Waitress: Yes and no.

knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

Why was the little boy sad? -Because he was on Fire.

What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

What did Rihanna remember when she corrected Chris Browns tweets she can't remember last thing she saw was a fist

Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is pretty messed up!

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a 10 foot scorpion.

So there is a muslum, then he flew a plane into a building and died a sudden death. But he was wearing a helmet.

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