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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Voldermort say to harry potter? i raped you mum last night!

I was walking down the road yesterday with only 1 shoe. A man stops by and says "Did you know that you lost a shoe?" I reply "No I didn't. I found 1."

How was my day, you ask? First of all, I don't own a day. And second of all, it hasn't ended.

Did I tell you about when I hit a cat with my car? No, what happened? I hit a cat.

did you hear about the little girl who won first place in her school's spelling bee? she was hit by a bus

A duck walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender doesn't understand him because he doesn't speak duck and promptly calls animal control to have the duck removed.

A man walks off a bus. How did he get on top of it in the first place?

How many owls can you fit in a bath tub?

A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom says, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender replies, "Exactly. That's a health hazard. The health department already gave two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

I insist, you go ahead. See you around. how about in four six hours?

Why did the Chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was in a chicken pen.

What starts with P and ends in ORN Popcorn!

What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' The horse says 'My alcoholism is destroying my family.'

eyebrows up means ur flirting this isnt a joke dont laugh

what is worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped

Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

Why was the baby so hot? Napalm. Why was the baby so cold? Meat locker.

What do you call a black person who puts out fires? a firefighter

What do you call a mexican who works at a landscaping business? A hard working man who is trying to provide money for his family

Q: What lives in holes? A: Jerks.

Q: What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by 2 giant scorpions, a fridge, some potatoes and a hule bunch of worms.

roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

What did the fat man say to everyone? Hey everyone! I am i fat man!

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