- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get children to behave? Chop them up.

Puns are terrible. I love them.

In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

Why did the shrimp refuse to share? Because he was a little shellfish.

Why didn't Joe want to stand up? Because he had no legs!

Hickory dickory dock, The mouse ran up the clock, Barbara called the exterminator, Who killed all 10 of them.

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way

what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Jews

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, It's none of my business.

Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

Ah, sorry for my failed attempt at being a witty. Yes, it has been a long day, or so the saying goes.

Roses are red Violets are blue Thats what they tell me because I'm blind

Whats more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

What did the hitler youth kid get for Christmas? An easy bake oven and a G.I. Jew.

Yo momma stank so bad, she might have a serious vaginal infection. You should take her to the hospital.

A black man walks into a convienent store, pays for his stuff and leaves

What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Someone threw a hippo at the pilot.

Whats worse than losing your keys? Your entire family dying in a preventable house fire.

What is a gremlin's favorite snack? Gremlins aren't real.

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

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