- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the duck cross the road? Because there was a gunman on the same side of the path and it would most likely be safer to avoid making eye contact

What does a black person call black friday? Friday.

Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

Knock knock! Just kidding.

I don't often drink beer, but when I do, I make the poor decision to attempt to drive while intoxicated, kill a pedestrian, and end up in jail with a hangover, a DUI, and an account of vehicular homicide. Don't drink and drive simultaneously.

Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

What did the doctor say to the seriously ill patient? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

i saw amango it splootered

What goes up a hill with 4 legs and comes down with 3? A horse, which, upon reaching the top of the hill, has one of its legs chopped off, which is when the horse proceeds down the hill.

What do you call a fat man who can turn slim? I don't know

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

Someone asked me "What rhymes with Orange?" I replied "Door hinge." He punched me.

what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Pick it up and put it in a crib, like a responsible parent.

Jake pulled out a gun and held it to his head, planning to fool his friends because he knew the gun was empty. Then his friend thought he was helping out his suicidal friend by stabbing him.

What was sandusky's role at penn state turned tight ends into wide receivers

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

A man came home and witnessed his wife having an affair with another man. The husband and wife got into a huge argument and eventually got divorced

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are dead

What did the ant say to the bush? Ernest Borgnine.

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