Why did the black man jump off the cliff? Well , you see, this black mans name was yargle, and during his high school years, people always made nicknames for him some of which were fat yargle, yargaryar, and bottomyarg. He thought to himself that wanted revenge, So he killed the entire population of earth. Oh ya, and since he was the last human, wirhout possibility of reproduction, he went to the store and bought a can of soup

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.why did 6 hate 7 and 8? because they were blocking her from 9!

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Watching your mum get sandwiched by two black guys...

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Knock Knock Who's there? Hello there. I am Elder Young and I with the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints. What would you say if someone were to offer you peace and happiness through all of eternity?

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What's the difference between a person who can differentiate an anti-joke from a joke and one who cannot? Other than being able to tell the difference between the two types of humour, it is impossible to tell, as no further information is given.

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Q: Why are pine trees green? A: Because of the green pigments in the leaves known as chlorophyll which are used to capture sunlight.

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Q-What happens when you grow tomatoes in Kansas on an odd number year when its an average of 398degrees Kelvin ? A-You eat em

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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dont be races! be like mario he is a italian plumer , he works for a white princess , catches coins like a jewish guy and he jumps like a black guy.

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Why do most married men die before their wives? Men have on average a shorter life expectancy than women.

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What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

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Bill goes and buys 45 watermelons, what does he have? 45 watermelons.

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Why does Shelby Like Pandora? Because she prefers rap and hip hop music and Pandora helps select songs for her to listen to according to her interests.

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Why didn't the door open? Because it was locked

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a white man a black man and an asian man had a few drinks at a bar. they all died from alcohol poisoning

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went to mass. remembered to say with your spirit.

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Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

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One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

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why was the man afraid of the tree? Because it ate his mother!!!!!!

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yo mamma so fat she should probably look into a clinical weight loss program and exercise daily.

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why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

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knock knock... ...no answer

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What do you call a black man? A normal human being

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What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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