- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two Jewish men are walking when they see a penny on the ground. They continue walking because pennies are not worth picking up in today's economy

roses are red violets are blue i'm a schizophrenic and so am i

What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

Your mother is so large she finds it difficult to fit into regular sized clothing

guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

a man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The Bartender says okay, here you go.

what do you call a old guy who touches children? my dad

Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

What does a penguins wear on it's feet? Nothing penguins are incapable of wearing foot wear, also they do not have feet they are called 'flippers'.

What did Elmer Fudd say when Bugs Bunny got away again? "Oh, dat dawn wabbit, I'ww get it some day".

What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

How do you discover a gay snowman? If the carrot is in the ass.

Ask me if I'm a truck! Are you a truck?! No.

I had vodka + water and got drunk. had rum + water and got drunk. had gin and water and still got drunk. I've learnt my lesson. NO MORE WATER FOR ME

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no? sense Microwave

Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

Your mum is so fat that she finds trouble fitting through thinner doorways

why couldn't the girl watch t.v? Because her house burned down

Where do drunk asians live? In their house or apartment with their families, who are concerned about his drinking.

whats the same between a mouse and an elephant? They are both small except for the elephant

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? nothing he was Jewish

What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

What do you call a spaceman on Mars? Confused, because with the current technology it is impossible to send a human into space and onto Mars.

Why can't the T-Rex give high fives? Because they are extinct.

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