Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got ran over by a drunken driver yesterday, when he was cycling back home from school.

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Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

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Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

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Dad, why do people say mom is a nympho? No idea son, try asking one of your other dads.

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Your mama is so fat, we are all seriously concerned about her health.

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Why did the black man walk into the catholic church? He was catholic.

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What did a husband do when he came home to find his wife murdering their children? Nothing. There is no excuse for domestic violence.

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What did the monkey say to the lion? I'm being sexually abused by my handler, and feel so violated.

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What's worse than getting a apple and finding a worm in it. Getting hit in the face with a meteorite.

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LIKE FOR GANGNAM STYLE. DISLIKE FOR JUSTIN BIEBER LETS SEE WHO WINS

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BTMG JOAN!"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TOP OF THE MORNING FREE MEAT NO SANTA THIS YEAR BONE FOUNDATIONS MOUNTNORRIS WHY IS THAT BAG MOVING?????????? MR MO MOLESTOR SHIT STAINS VEGETABLE GUN OPERATION SBB OPERATION SBB (THE AFTERMATH) #SL #NSL TIN SCHACK SKI LIFT MILK STAINS NATHAN: 5 - SEATS: 0 GREEK LETTER STU THE SO

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what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

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Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

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A Christian walks into a bar . . . mitzvah.

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Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

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What do you call a fish with no "i's"? A blind fish.

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why didnt the man go to the wedding? he wasnt invited.

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Allmighty Genie vs Common douche Genie: I the allmighty Genie am at your command, I can grant you any three WISHES Common douche: Okay! I want to sit on my own lap Genie: Uh...Well...You uh sure you want that? I Uh... Wait a moment please... Wimp wins Genieous victory.

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Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

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What did Tarzan shout when he saw the elephants coming? "Here come the elephants!"

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Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

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What did the sea say to the penguin? Nothing it just waved..

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How many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. It really isn't that hard.

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Anti Joke

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