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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wanna hear a story bout my uncle turza.... My uncle turza was eating fruit loops one day and there was a squirrel in the trre from 2 days ago he got angry because the spoon was from the phillipines so he punched a whole in the wall and his half uncle cousins sister had a cage.... True story

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. YO YO YO I F U C K YOU ALL!

If atheism is a religion, then not collecting stamps is a hobby.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem about Red rosses and blue violets

What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

What did the dinosaur say to the koala? Nothing because the dinosaur is extinct and both of which cannot talk.

Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

Why did humpty dumpty fall off a wall? Well it turns out that he was a raging psycopath. to add on, he was also a suicidal

How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

Q: How do you make a baby float. A: Put it in a blender and add ice cream.

Why did Doris need a hip replacement Because she fell down the stairs

Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

-What do you call a dog with no legs? -Call it whatever you want, it's not coming!

A man went skydiving and tragically died.

i'm hard

whats older than your mom? a tortoise that has been living more than a couple hundred years

What you call it when 8 goes over 4? An improper fraction.

I have an idea! You leave.

Why did sally drop her drink? Because she was hit by a bus. Knock Knock. "whos there?" Not sally.

So two people have conversation Luke: Hi Logan: Hi Snake eyes: ALHSKjagjdaoggj;jdjg;aj;kaj'dgajd Luke: You are so smart! (you retarted piece of poo) Logan: GAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBEEEEEEN

Comedian: Do you all wanna hear a joke? Audience: Yeah!!! Comedian: Okay! What did the bad comedian say to the audience? Audience: What?!! Comedian: Chicken butt. Thank you, you've been a great crowd. Good night!

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