- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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mohammed ali walks into a bar, gets a drink, signs a few autographs , and a good time is enjoyed by all.

What did Queen Victoria say when she saw a zombie? "Quick everybody, run, that is a zombie."

XD I TOTALLY CANT BELIEVE I FELL FOR THAT ONE! XD IT WAS LIKE SO OBVIOUS! XD

Why didn't the dog come to his master when it was called? It didn't have any legs.

Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

What do you call a woman when you're inside her? Mom.

"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

Knock Knock Whos there? Rivkee Rivkee who? RIVKEEEEE FIRETRUCK!

why was the woman in the kitchen? because societal standards placed her in such a situation

-Knock! Knock! -Who's there? -Bob. Is Brian's here? -Wrong adress. Brian's home is the first one at your right. -Oh sorry. Have a nice day.

Why was the girl's clitoris cut off? Her country practiced Sharia Law.

My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

what did the pumpkin muffin say to the blueberry muffin? nothing, because muffins can't talk.

What is a mexican's favorite sport? Soccer, it is the national sport of mexico

A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

What did the hitler youth kid get for Christmas? An easy bake oven and a G.I. Jew.

Roses are blue Violets are polka dot I suck at rhyming Pandas

ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, I OFFERED YOU SOME CEREAL, MADE OUT OF MY DOGS POO BY VICKY AND RENATA WOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

Why do people who walk into bars never have names?

why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

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