- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One day there was a princess born in the jungle. The story goes, that she'd be saved by a grand champion - a Hero. So the day came that she fell in love. After a few magical years, they broke up and she realized that fairy tales are for little girls.

A boy walks to the bark and on his way he sees two individuals having sex in a car. He runs home and asks hios mother what he saw. She responds vinny is an enormous dork

Want to hear a joke? I hope not because I don't know any.

I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

THE LOVE SHACK IS A LITTLE OLD PLACE WHERE WE CAN GET TOGETHER!

How can you know your roommate is gay? His dick has the taste of shit

what looks like a sock and goes on peoples feet? A sock

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What's worse than a fly in your soup? Cancer.

I would very much love to meet you again Erron, call me sometime I do not care how you get my number.

What is stupid and looks like you? You.

What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

Text Klarens at 317-653-8695. Tell him crazy shit or send crazy pictures.

what do you call 4 black people pushing a car uphill? unfortunate

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Having a self-conscious baluga hold a gun on you while you hand him all the money you have on you, then realizing balugas are creatures indigenous to aquatic regions, and then realizing you are deep under water and are probably about to die from suffocation

What did the fat man order at McDonalds? Nothing, he was on a diet

What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

Why did the boy get coal in his stalking. Cause he wants to be a geologist and that's what he asked for.

What didn't the artist buy at Best Buy? A Ziploc Bag full of AIDs infested zebra pubes.

where's mom I killed her

Why was New Zealand attacked by Australia? New Zealand attacked Australia due to a teritorial dispute. The war lasted for 3 years with over 150000 deaths.

What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

why was the boy sad his whole family just died in a plane crash

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