- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the amputee get for chritmas? A bicycle

Why did i write an antijoke? Because i can't write real jokes.

A black man and a white man walk into a job interview. Neither of them get the job due to lack of skill in the field.

bite me

Why did the fat man get thrown out of an all you can eat buffet? He molested a waitress

i punched my mother in the face once she cried

How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

An Irishman, a German, a Jew, and a Mexican walk into a bar...... the Irishman is named designated driver and all four have a safe and enjoyable evening.

A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

Why did Susie drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

knock knock come in

Why couldn't tom concentrate on his homework? Because he was a loaf of bread.

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

A blonde walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What're you drinking?" The blonde says, "Nothing yet. That's why I'm in a bar. But your lack of basic observation skills is disturbing."

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A duplicate joke on anti-joke.com in an attempt to get thumbs up. Sad, sad people...

Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

A man walks into a bar and orders 10 shots of tequila. He later goes home drunk and beats his wife. His wife is getting a divorce.

Why did the bear turn red? Because I fucking stabbed it!

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

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