When did Dom become so brave? When he made friends

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Why does Joel get so many numbers from girls? Because he asks for them nicely.

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A black man in a hooded sweatshirt is sprinting down a back alley. He is trying to get into better shape by exercising and knows a shortcut to his house.

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you know why they're called ear wigs, right? cause they go in your ears! then they wig out? no, they kill you.

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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A Muslim and 2 French people walked into a bar They start to have a nice conversation about Charlie Hebdo

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

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What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

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Why did the magician die when he tried to escape from the handcuffs underwater? Because he drowned and failed his magic trick.

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autistic kids rock

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Why did the little boy rush downstairs to the living room on Christmas morning? because he heard his mother screaming rape.

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Pain Olympics.

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Whats green and has white spots? Idk im asking you

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What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? ProtestS from Anti GM activists.

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Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

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How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

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How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

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What did Jamie get for Christmas? Nothing. Jamie is not friends with Christmas.

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What more orange that a lime? Most things.

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After going at it for several minutes, the teenager, with a big grin in his face, finally busted a nut during Thanksgiving dinner and was able to remove the walnut from its shell and enjoy it.

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Bill Clinton, George Bush, and Barak Obama find a magical lamp. The Genie says, "I will give each of you one wish, and one wish only.." They all wished to be presidents.

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When geese fly in the V formation why is there always one side longer than the other? Because theres more geese on that side.

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Children + my basement + my finger = yes

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the tiger.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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