hey! have you seen that clown at Walmart that hides from gay people?

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Hats better than a stick? A stone

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Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

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A wise man once said a journey of a thousand steps starts with one step. The wise man also smoked weed and starved to death in a cave.

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What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

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Wanna know what I don't get? I was gonna say yo face, but that would be mean.

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What do you call a black man with no job? Unemployed

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How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Impossible, non-living organisms are incapable of moving and babies lack the brain capacity to understand how to screw in a light bulb.

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Why did the Chicken cross the roead? It didn't

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What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? They both can't ride a bike

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Why would you kill a black man? Well, murderers have different motives, the most common of these are revenge or a psychological illness.

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Sigh, visit me with a pack of condoms, that is so romantic... Now you tell me something, how old are you REALLY and what is your real name? Oh yeah, my first name is Tifa (I know you hate it for some reason), and I am turning 24 in 30 days.

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Why did the man scream when his dog ran into the room? Because he was afraid of dogs.

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Why are there only 50 states in the U.S.A The US gives territories a chance to vote if they want to be states in the US.

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What happened while Thomas crossed the street? He got hit by a truck. What happened to Billy? He was Thomas's Siamese twin, and he too met the same fate.

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

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Why can't black people swim? Many of them can. It's racist to assume that.

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What did the fish say after it's head was cut off? Nothing, it was a fish.

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What are crabs with out the crabs Nothing hahahahaha

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antijoke is the best website.

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A duck, a goose, a turkey and a bald eagle were all flying together. All four of them were shot and killed by drunk hunters with machine guns. The hunters were promptly arrested by police authorities for shooting their national symbol. They were found guilty, and the other three birds were cooked for their last meals.

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What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

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A monk went to a bar. He soon came out because he realized he didn't have cash because he left his wallet in his other robe.

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Hey how is your wife and my kids

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Anti Joke

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