Your momma's so obnoxious, your dad left.

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Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

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your momma's so fat that we are all seriously concerned for her health.

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Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

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How many Soviet Russians does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, in Soviet Russia, light bulbs are an unavailable commodity because the tyrannical government has called for a ban on unnatural illumination. A fact which is not lost on Mikhail, the light bulb maker whose wife died because his lack of business caused him to miss payments on his hospital bills.

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This one time at Concentration camp.... My friends all died cause they were chosem in the Selection

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Once there was a dog, another one came to it and then there were two.

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If a train leaves Chicago at 50 miles per hour, how hard does the baby strapped to the tracks get splattered?

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What did one duck say to the other? "Quack" Ducks don't talk. But if it were to say something it would probably mention how it is concerned about the fact that the majority of people on the internet don't know what ducks say to each other.

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Why did Johnny play piano with one hand? Because he lost his other one in a mining accident when he was 10. Johnny lives in rural Perú so he had to support his 6 younger brothers and sisters by working in a child factory.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? No. Well, neither has he

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What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

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What is long, hard, and full of seamen A submarine you pervert

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares, it's a chicken.

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ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ now I know my ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ no I know my ABC etc:

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how do you make a baby stop crying? but hot coals down its throat

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

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What's green and hangs from trees? Leafs

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I went to church.. i didn't get raped. I went to school... I didn't get raped. I went into a back alley... I didn't get raped. I went home... I didn't get raped. Today was better than yesterday...

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How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

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The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

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Nothing exceedingly odd happened at a bar

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Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

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Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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