- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

Have you seen the flock of birds? probably not because they hit a window and all died at impact.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

What do you call an animal killed on the side of the road? A false accusation towards an inanimate object that has no other purpose then providing a safe and smooth ride for drives all around the world.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poetry Show me your titties

Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

Why did the black man go to Jail? He was visiting his friend!

A man was struck by lightning. What did you think he got super powers or something? No. He died a horrible death

Your mamas so old that she sat next to Jesus in kindergarten?

Why couldn't the blonde count to 70? because 69 was a mouth full:)

Q: Why do circles make such good friends? A: They don't. They're shapes and there cannot have friends

Q: Why was little Timmy afraid of clowns? A: The one at his birthday party killed his parents.

What did the man on the moon say? Nothing. He died because his supply of oxygen ran out.

She Explored My Body, Licked, Sucked, Swallowed! When Satisfied, She Left! . . . . Damn Mosquito!!!

Whats worse than biting an apple with a worm in it? Getting stabed until you died and being fed to your own children....... twice

What does a salmon and a falcon have in common They both live underwater except for the falcon.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I killed your family, and now i'm coming after you.

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

Variants: :) I will always assist you in whatever you want. :( I want to kill you all by myself! Sense? Non? Fuck? Mind? Fission Mailed? Impossible Mission.

Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

Q: What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We are both lawyers.

why did the child kill his mother because the child gave his mom AIDS

What's brown and sounds like a bell? An old rusted bell.

What do you feel inside after eating an entire class of pre-schoolers? A stomach ache

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