- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

i wonder who made this website? a human

Why did the black man cry and scream? It's anybody's guess. He was having a rough day.

So a girl says "I want to be a banana when I grow up". She's set unrealistic goals and her parents fear she may be autistic.

13 =B you just learned something

Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

How do you make something disappear from your hand? Throw it somewhere that's out of sight,

What did the jew say to the black man? I'm jewish

A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink.

"I vant to blood your suck!" warned Darcula.

What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

Why was it so hard for teachers to teach Tommy? Tommy is brain dead

Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

What did the apple say to the pear? ...Nothing they can't talk...

What do you get when you mix a refrigerator with a microwave? A refrigerated microwave.

Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant monkey

sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

What do you call a joke that isn't funny? A joke that isn't funny.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

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