- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the priest move in with the two rabbi? Because having three adults between the ages of 18 and 65 occupying the dwelling would have violated their insurance policy.

How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

1,000 people get out of a plane , who hits the ground first? The DEAD guy!!!!

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Women, "Did just pinch my ass!?" Man, "Yes." Women, "Oh, alright then."

Dont be racist be like mario he is an italian who looks like a mexican speaks english and picks up coins like a jew.

What do you call a rich black person? A: Oprah

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

whats the difference between a black man playing basketball and a white man playing basketball? They are different races

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? She was blind.

why was six afraid of seven? it's a long story, and six doesn't want to talk about it.

I ordered the "Anti-Joke" book Jk, waste of money

Roses are red Violets are blue Dandelions are weeds

What did the Goldfish say to the Black man? Nothing, because Goldfish do not have human-like vocal cords and therefore the Goldfish cannot speak.

Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Mary.

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

What's the sexiest thing on a farm? It depends on what you find sexy, and your personal perception of a farm.

You're mom is so slutty, she has sex with many men.

What's worse than being short? Being a Tutsi in 1994.

What's the oppicite of brown???? Something not brown.

Your mom is soo black , she can go naked to a funeral.

What is white but you can't see it? A bottle of milk around the corner.

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