My brother gave my mom AIDS. My mom gave my dad AIDS. My dad gave my dog AIDS. My dog gave me AIDS. I gave my sister AIDS. My sister called the police because of the wild case of AIDS.

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Why did the sperm cross the road? It didn't, as sperm cells have tails not legs, and are therefore incapable of crossing roads.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Your Mom was so fat he made herself Liposuction Twice

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Two muffins are in an oven one muffin says to the other muffin "It's hot in here" the other muffin says "Holy crap a talking muffin".

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...and the rabbit says, "How 'bout that schnitzel!"

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whats the difference between a pizza and a jew? Pizza is not human, Jewish people are.

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Knock Knock whose there your parents your parents who your parents just got malled by a hobo with an axe.

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A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'who the f*ck let a horse in here, get it out now'.

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Why do deer have horns? Because god made them that way.

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A man walks inta pet store looking for a dog. All he finds are cats.What did he end up buying. A weasel

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you are looking on the internet someone falls over and i were shoes and chips prevent world war 2

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Two friends are sitting on a couch watching TV. One friend accidently turned on a pornography channel. The other friend felt awkward and went home.

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How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

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Why was the Magic: The Gathering player a virgin? Because he was underage and it would have been immoral for him to have had sex.

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How many elbows does a Jew have? 2

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Why did timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at hm

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whats worse then a child with a dead mom? the baby is still inside.

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Is your refrigerator running? I heard there was a power outage in your area.

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

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What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

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Ok is 25 really funnier than 24 because i think 8008 or 5318008 are way funnire tahn 24 or 35 just saying

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what did the oven say to the firdge you hot baby

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