- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a priest, a rabbi, and a nun walk into a bar...and the bartender goes...what is this a joke? mr. healey

why do girls like grey's anatomy so much? because they are girls

What did Stephen Hawking say to the prostitute? A several garbled and mostly inaudible comment that she could not understand.

It's green, has four legs and sits in a tree. And if it falls on your head you're dead. A billiard table.

He is outside, running for it, Erron, seriously who is We? I thought you where an author.

A fat man orders a pizza. Then after eating it, he gets a eart attack due to his high cholesterol and lack of exercise

Well, its allright then, just tired that is all, leave it be, I mean what if your wife sees it? What will she think?

What is the difference between a refrigerator? Seven anchors because blue isn't vital for turtles to fornicate.

Roses Are Red...Rolo's Are Round....Pull Down Your Pants And Let's Down!

A rooster lays an egg on the tip of a roof. Which side does it fall to? Roosters don't lay eggs

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!!!! lolooloL!OL!olO!LO!Lo!l!LO!L!O11P!lOL!oO!l

What's a black man that drives a bus? A bus-driver

Why couldn't Horton hear a who? He was a loaf of bread.

What does and elephant and me have in common. Everything, I am an elephant.

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Roses are red, You're a failed abortion, Happy Valentines Day. :D

What did the old women do when she found her husband dead? She had a heart attack and died as well.

Q. what did the hobo say to the rich guy A. nothing the hobo wa a mute

What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny cuase the robot had no arms.

Why did the paraplegic roll his wheelchair up a steep hill? Because he's crippled.

What do u get when u lick chicken Answer- Your a retard if you did not figure it out it is obviously chicken taste DERP!

what did the captcha response say to the man? ofdorno which.

whats the difference between this joke and other jokes other jokes have a punch line

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