Holy shit Lawman! Next thing we know Nero comes back from the death! Seriously get over here stat and get "my men" under control here! So that last damn Moral was for you! I never understood why he picked me, so he never picked me at all... Man am I relieved! Do you ever fucking get tired of playing the hero? I basically ended up declaring war on Nero`s on people here, what should I do?

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Laughter is the best medicine. Not for cancer.

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,What would you call Morgan Freeman if he was White? Morgan Freeman

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What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? They've reached sexual peak but aren't yet past it. Plus, they still aren't in their 30's.

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How does a doctor wake up in the morning He opens his eyes

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Why is it bad luck for a black cat to cross your path? I'll tell you in Heaven

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What did the Dildo say to the banana? Nothing, unless you're high on acid.

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What's worse than a baby on a pitchfork? Two babies on a pitchfork.

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why did the mexican cross the road? Becuase his other one was stolen by a Black.

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Why did the homosexual cross the road without looking both ways? He was blind......

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What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

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roses are red violets are blue i bribed a hobo to eat my poopoo

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what did the white guy say to the black guy at the homeless shelter? Hi.

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What is the answer to life, universe and everything? Nothing.

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Fact: Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people one will always disagree with the other nine.

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But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Nobody, this is a metaphorical door..

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Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

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PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN cil you have such a dirty mind

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If 2 wrongs make a right and 2 rights make a wrong, then when you have 4 rights=2 wrongs, you have a true statement. If you have 8 rights = 4 wrongs, you have a verified statement.

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What's harder to pick up, a football or an anvil? It doesn't matter when you lost your fingers in 'nam.

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Why did the boy cry? Because he was a crybaby

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A grasshopper walks into a bar and no one notices because it's just a little insect.

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Son: i like gaming Mom: you are wasting your life *son jumps in trash can

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