Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Oh, I thought you could tell me. I will ask someone else. See you later.

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I used to be into necrophilia, bestiality, and sado-masochism; but then I realized I was just beating a dead horse.

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what did the black, asian and jew have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantoulope.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? That depends on a variety of factors.

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Roses are red Olives are Black come to my and will smoke some crack

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Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: The Cop.

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a guy walks into a bar.. ouch

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Omar the Magnificent is performing a huge magic show at a theater in New York City. His final trick will be to have his assistant saw him in half in front of the sold out crowd. Omar never knew how other magicians perform the trick. The crowd of hundreds watches Omar's assistant brutally murder him onstage and many require mental therapy for years to come.

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Bob loves Anne. Anne loves Bob. No one cares.

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What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side.

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A mermaid found a magic lamp at the bottom of the ocean. She rubbed it and a cat with 9 lives came out so he didn't drown.

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what's the worst part about owning a prius? telling your parents you're gay

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I find Holocaust jokes hilarious, Anne Frankly I know a few...

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What do you call a white sheep with no legs? A cloud What do you call a black sheep with no legs? A shit.

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I can prove I'm a psychic - this post is going to receive a lot of dislikes.

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

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I like my wine like I like my children... Eight years old and locked in a cellar

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Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What is better than a Beer? Two Beers.

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How are black people and apples the same They both hang from trees

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what's worse than the holocaust the man who thought of it

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Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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