How many black people does it take to solve a complex physics equation? Trick question

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Your Mother is so ugly that men tend to avoid her.

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Bill: Hey Bob guess what? Bob:What? Bill: your adopted

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Q: What's grey and can't climb trees A: A car park

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GOODBYE

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Why did the black man grab and tie up the white woman? Because the white woman was a serial killer who has been on the FBI's most wanted list for killing children.

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Nothing is as strong as love, Except a nuclear warhead that can destroy entire cities! :P thoko like :D ~~k0mradey``

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Whats really down a black hole? I don't know...The last person to go down one never came back because he died of AIDS.

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Justin beiber comment if u get it

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What do mario and luigi have in common They are both plumbers

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What is wet, white and sticky? Glue, of course.

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How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

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Two Jewish men are walking when they see a penny on the ground. They continue walking because pennies are not worth picking up in today's economy

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how many jews does it take to fit in a mid-size sedan? -5 comfortably.

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A blind man who spoke English and a deaf man who used sign language went to a bar together. Although they didn't communicate they had a wonderful time.

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womens rights.

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Why did the black man go to jail? He stole some rice.

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No antijoke here.

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Why didn't the scientist discover a cure for apathy? He simply lost interest in it.

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What's the difference between Timmy and a car? Timmy can be brutally murdered.

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Why wouldn't Rose let go of Jack? Freddie told her that he was just a poor boy and nobody loves him.

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Whats red and tastes like parsley? Not Red Parsley

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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Why did the man scream when his dog ran into the room? Because he was afraid of dogs.

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Anti Joke

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