This blind man read my mind the other day. I swear, it's like he has a 5th sense!

What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

Who more attractive then you? No one your ugly as pooh.

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

What's black and white and red all over. Nothing, that's a contradiction.

What happened when the blind man reached for his soda? He picked it up, took a sip, and placed it back down where it was and continued with what he was doing.

A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern p.o.r.n-o collections.

I'm not racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

Yolo is for losers, I have 9 lives...meow

Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

What did you the blonde death amuptee child get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

A sober Irish individual.

your mom was so fat that she died.

What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

Why did my bed broke? Becaus i had sex with your mom!

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

Why was the little girl crying in the woods at night? There was psychotic killer chasing her with a chainsaw.

why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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