A midget, a nun, and a kangaroo walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

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Hey Jew. What? Shut up.

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Two elephants were in a bathtub. One elephant asks the other "pass the soap?" The other elephant passes him the soap and they continue with their bath.

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What do you get a Jewish boy for Christmas? Nothing he died in 1943!

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what did the leprosy survivor get for christmas a amputation

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What did the one midget say to the other midget? We r both small

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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What did the sad man say to the happy man? He didn't say anything he was so sad he killed himself.

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How do you confuse a bar tender? You ask him how tender he is.

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roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

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Why did the guy fall asleep? Because he's in a coma.

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A boy walks to the bark and on his way he sees two individuals having sex in a car. He runs home and asks hios mother what he saw. She responds vinny is an enormous dork

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Guy 1: So how did you get into hospital Guy 2: I was drinking near my computer Guy 1: So why did it explode? Guy 2: (Doesn't reply)

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If u read thus your awsome .... And if your a emo kid with rainbow hair and a 3 inch penis then NO your bad

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Sandwich.

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Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

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What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

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what did the black guy say to the white guy? black guy: hello how are you doing white guy: good i guess.... just heard they shut down KFC black guy: that sucks

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Hey babe, do you like water, because I have water.

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What's blue and looks like water? Yes.

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What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? We are both dinosaurs.

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a white guy walks into a black guy bar who walks out. A. half black half white baby.

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What do you call a bad joke website? anti joke

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What did the white man say to the black man? Nice Pants

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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