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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's black and blue and is all over Timmy's mother? A: The bruises his father gave her when he came home drunk.

Why do cows say moo? Because it's a cow

What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

Knock knock. Who's there? The Police. Your family is dead...

A man walks into a bar, drinks, then leaves the bar.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being hit by a plane.

Why didn't susie use the jump rope She had no arms, replied carl No, susie doesn't like using jump ropes replies the mother

whats black and white and covered in blood Michael Jackson being stabbed

while in iraq i bought a brand new iphone from the black market...it was only $250....its was doing fantastic until i got a text...i herd a loud beeping noise and the it exploded in my pocket and now i no longer have a penis.

Q What happened to the kid with diabetis and a one legged mom A. He got hit by a bus

Q: Why couldn't the skeleton go to the party A: He had a boner

mario squashes another goomba when his wife hears of this he kills her 3 children with a gun and hangs herself.

What is Kanye West's favorite type of sea-food? Lobster Bisque with a side of french fries.

what did the boy say to his mum when he got home from school nothing he has no tongue

What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches

What did thirty starving Jews fight for on the train ride to Birkenau? A crumb. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

How do you know when your pizza is ready? When the oven timer goes off, indicating that it is done.

Why did Michael Jackson retire from basketball? Michael Jackson never played basketball, but was nonetheless one of the most successful musicians to ever live.

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Two kids are playing basketball. One says to the other, "FAILMUFFIN!" The basketball flies out of bounds.

Why was the teacher having sex with her pupils? Because it was 2145 and that kind of shit is common then

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