Why did the man cross the road? Because he couldn't get his dick out of the chicken

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What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin that someone shot with red paintballs.

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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Your mother is so fat, she developed diabetes and was rushed to hospital. She might not make it.

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Why didn't John get a present for Christmas? Because John died eight months ago.

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What do you call a rapist who uses condoms and excessive lubricant? A Rapist.

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Rebecca Black walked into a stadium. There were so many seats to choose from. But, she sat down in the nearest seat she could find and enjoyed the football game.

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FAMOUS DUDE:SWAG! Thank you, thank yo- HEY NO FLASH PHOTOGRAPHY, NO YOU CANT HAVE MY-KABOOM AUDIENCE: . . . YAY CLAP CLAP CLAP.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

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Question: What do you call the black guy wearing a white shirt? Answer: Steve. His parents game him the name at birth, and he is called that ever since.

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Women outside of the kitchen.

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Q: Why was the child sad? A: because a doctor was taking bullet fragments out of his chest.

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Q: How many chicken nuggets can fit into an olympic size swimming pool? A: 8,563,690,152... Corndogs

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Who threw beer on livvy barnett? Cam irwin.

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Q:Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because he lost all of his tongue due to the chemicals of cigarettes.

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Any similarity between Jesse and a human is purely coincidental!

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Knock knock. Who's there. To get to the other side.

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What did the little calculator grow up to be? Nothing

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What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Hi. He said it in sign language.

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What word is always spelled wrongly? None of them. Every word has been spelled right at some point.

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why did the firefighter let the fire burn... becuase of inattentivieness. he will soon be fired.

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Whats black,white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

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knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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