- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo Momma is Like a Prostitute... ...I pay her for sexual intecourse

What the difference between a circle and a triangle? You're an idiot if you don't know the difference.

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Why do all asians all look alike? Because they do.

What was the last thing to go through Kurt Cobain's mind? His teeth.

Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

What's the best part about having sex with a bunch of 3 year olds? There's 20 of them

Your Mom

Knock Knock. Come in.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I was raped when i was little.

Why did the dish run away from the spoon? None of them ran neither one has legs

What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

What's the difference between a piano and a fish? A piano is an instrument, fish is an animal

What did the psychiatrist say to the man wearing nothing but Saran Wrap? - "That's for food. You should wear clothes instead."

Why did single women didn't want any babies for? because of Ice Ice Baby.

Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a Trampoline. A: You take your shoes off to jump on a Trampoline.

Why was the mohel touching the little boy's penis? Because that's his job!

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

WHYS S AFRAID OF B CAUSE OF SBB

What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

Knock knock. Who's there? The IRS, please get out of the way.

Q: How do you know what will happen when the world willl end? A: by experience

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

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