- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can Randy Moss Jump so high? Because he trained to jump high.

Q: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? A: Because she is a fictional character.

What word is always spelled wrongly? None of them. Every word has been spelled right at some point.

Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

Q: Why do only 10% of women go to heaven? Your question is fundamentally wrong. Religion is a collective hallucination.

What do you call Americans Watching Canadians? Hockey

What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

Q: What did the serail rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

Q: Why was the child sad? A: because a doctor was taking bullet fragments out of his chest.

A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

Three Jew begin to walk down the street, they then pursue walking and purchase many goodies from vendors.

why couldnt the little boy watch two and a half men? because charlie sheen left and the other guy had surgeery and now has 2 penises

Why don't woman wear watches? Because there is a clock on the stove!

a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

What do you call a person without any arm no legs and a eye patch? names

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

Chuck Norris' beard takes 1st 2nd and 3rd in the most impressive beard catagory. He was the only contestant.

whats sad about justin bieber getting hit by a car and dying ? I wasnt driving the car that hit him.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? ruh-ruh-blah-blah-bluh

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck its dick.

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