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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern p.o.r.n-o collections.

Why did the guy run out of the whorehouse? Because when she spread her legs it looked like she was pulling apart a grilled ham and cheese sandwich.

Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

Yolo is for losers, I have 9 lives...meow

why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

Q: What do you get when you throw a piece of bread in the oven? A: 6 million Jews

What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

Why did my bed broke? Becaus i had sex with your mom!

What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

Asian: what time is it? other person: time for you to open your eyes.

Why was the little girl crying in the woods at night? There was psychotic killer chasing her with a chainsaw.

What do you call a fish with no "i's"? A blind fish.

why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

What did you the blonde death amuptee child get for Christmas? Cancer.

Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

A sober Irish individual.

Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Banana Yoshimoto. A popular Japanese author of the book, Kitchen. She is incredibly talented and it would be a great honor to have her in your house, so you should open your door.

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