- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

That awkward moment when a loved one dies.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Oh, I thought you could tell me. I will ask someone else. See you later.

Two kids are playing basketball. One says to the other, "FAILMUFFIN!" The basketball flies out of bounds.

Q: What did the Jew get for Christmas? A: Nothing you dumbass, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

What would George Washington do if he was able to talk to all of America? Ask them to dig him up.

Why did the man hang himself? Because his pistol misfired.

Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

H2O corndogs running around naked CC

Why was 13 afraid of 27 Because 51 had an extra penis

What do you call two black people on one bike? Unsafe. Regular bicycles are typically not suited for use by two people at once, black or otherwise. Riding on the handlebars is dangerous and can lead to serious injury.

He who laughs last gathers no moss.

A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

Did you hear about the man with the bicycle? He was 2 tired.

An elephant walks into a bar. It was so big that it broke a lot of things.

What's brown and slimy? brown slime

Everyone believes in something. If you believe "you'll have another drink," you may be an alcoholic.

Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why do women love Panera Bread? They think it's healthy.

A guy named M.C. walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "wheres the food?" The bartender says, " its in your stomach."

Why did Hitler kill himself? He saw his gas bill.

"You must defeat Shen Long to stand a chance"

A banana walks into a bar many people leave considering bananas certainly don't walk. many people are wondering if they are dreaming

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