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an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

A Japanese Nuclear Scientist goes to the swimming pool, and buys a ticket. He went to the changing rooms and proceeded to have a lovely bit of exercise, which helped him burn off the calories from his carbohydrate based luncheon.

What's worse than being named SAID? Having AIDS.. And getting a bee sting - it hurts like ****!

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

Billy: Why do pirates say rrrrr? Mark: I don't know, I'm not a pirate.

What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

What's the coolest place to be in the solar system? Uranus.

Your mom is soo black , she can go naked to a funeral.

Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

Q: How are a plum and a rabbit alike? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

What's black and has ne education? A tire.

What did the fat confused man say? I am confused.

What did the pig do when the farmer died? He just stood there cause pigs are stupid.

why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

why are black people so good at sports? hard work and dedication

Why did the wolf cry boy? Cause he was a pedifile.

What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari ? I don't have a Ferrari in my basement.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.