- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

Why did the baby stop crying? I hit him with a brick.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

Why did the little girl have grass stains on her white dress? Because she was dragged into the forest and raped.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

what unique about 3 red signs and 1 blue sign right next to eachother? there all the same colors!!!!except for the blue sign.

i know the best knock knock joke! you start! other person: knock knock me: whos there ........

How do you make a nerd cry? Give him a 99% on a test.

Dora the explorer went on an adventure. sadly, all of the animals in the forest, including boots the monkey and swiper the fox, kill her as a sacrifice to an unknown God

A: What dose God listen to? B: Slayer. A: Trick Question, God=Slayer

Why do black guys have ashy elbows? Because of 9/11

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

what did the chocolate bar say to the ice cream cone? nothing: chocolate bars can't talk

He who laughs last gathers no moss.

Q: what's worse then stubing yout toe? A: getting raped by godzilla

Dwarf Shortage

What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

H2O corndogs running around naked CC

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So I picked my nose while peeing, and it fell in the toilet so I didn't have to wipe it on anything. This is more of a story I wanted to share than a joke

Wha'ts the difference between Justin Beiber and a piece of hot muff garbage? Fart triscuits.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? I don't know what they said, but one muffin, had a knife.

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