happy birthday! Its not my birthday! Oh i just assumed from your smell. That doesn't make much sense does it? It does. No it doesnt. Are you sure? Yes. Oh. Do i smell? Like chickens. Oh. I wish i were alive. What? Bobbing for apples? what? You smell like a toilet seat. Fine! You never spend time with me any more! I dont like you! oh. you know who nobody likes? Who? amanda burchell.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If it wasnt for christmas We would all be jewish.

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What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? Nothing... he looked him up and down and spat at him instead.

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what is the worst thing to find out about for wife she is your arm

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

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An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

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Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

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Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

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What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener.

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How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

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If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

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Q: Why did the boy not laugh at the Anti Joke? A: Because he has no sense of humor

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What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

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Past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense!

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Why did the wolf cry boy? Cause he was a pedifile.

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KNOK KNOK WHOES THERE APPLE APPLE WHO SEE THIS IS Y U BROKE UP

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Son: i like gaming Mom: you are wasting your life *son jumps in trash can

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Why did the girl make a sandwich for her boyfriend? Because she offered to make lunch in order to save money by not going to a restaurant.

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quantum physics?

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What's black and has ne education? A tire.

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What did the fat confused man say? I am confused.

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Patient: Doctor, do I have cancer? Doctor: Yes. Patient: Will I live? Doctor: No. Patient: So what do I do? Doctor: SUCK IT UP!!!

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What did the pig do when the farmer died? He just stood there cause pigs are stupid.

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an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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