- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the pencil break? A Viking destroyed it with his beard.

How many fish fingers does it take to change a lightbulb? Five.

wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

Yo mama's so fat, she had a lap-band procedure.

someone called someone else a frog

Why did the black man buy a gun? Because he and his family live in a dangerous neighborhood.

Whats the diffrence between a white and a black guy? one of them is black

What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

Man: What is the meaning of life? God: Buffalo wings. Lots and lots of buffalo wings.

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? She didn't have arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

Q. Why did my ass feel so sweaty? A. Because i was exercising and suckn on some nips.

What do you call a blue and black dot on the wall? A fly wearing blue jeans.

Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

how many cody's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? impossible he so stupid!!!

Did you hear the joke about the vacuum? It sucks.

Whats happening when you see your TV floating at night? You are probably suffering from some sort of mental disorder which causes spontaneous hallucinations and should seek medical help before the condition worsens.

One day a duck was swimming on the lake and sees an alligator. The alligator says "You will be my next victim." The duck says "Quack."

what did the woman say when the guy told her he liked her christmas tree? thank you.

What did Tiger Woods say when his wife hit him with a golf club? "Why did you hit me with a golf club".

How do you greet your great great grandmother born in 1738? Hey, what's up, hello.

What did the apple say to the carrot? Nothing, apples don't talk

Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

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