- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wat did the man say to the other man when they were alone. We dont know. They were alone.

Q: What would happen if Chuck Norris was hit by an Astroid A: He would die.

the sky is green no it is not

If life throws you lemons, you might be dislexic

What did the Golden Retriever say when asked about the meaning of life? woof.

If Hellen Keller could meet Obama, what would she say? Nothing.

What happens when 4 friends throw an egg into oncoming traffic, they hit a fire hydrant!

Why was the Jewish holocaust bad? Because it's joke always end up on anti-jokes and millions of Jewish people where murdered in it.

What happens when you rub two penises together? Gay sex.

How many Jews foes it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1...like... I'm confused that you... I mean screwing in a lightbulb isn't that hard.

What's the difference between a duck?

What do you call a Muslim Extremest at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible tragedy for the Muslim community.

What happens if a guy is gay? You call him Verl.

Two Jewish men are walking when they see a penny on the ground. They continue walking because pennies are not worth picking up in today's economy

Knock Knock Who's there? Can you sign for this package? Certainly

How do you know when you're on the wrong side of the tracks? You don't. (Wyndellberg)

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am colorblind because Iam a dog.

im 14, over weight and spotty! you interested? .... im desperate:)

Why did the guy fail his driving test? He was blind.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a convicted cannibalistic rapist.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

my grandpa told me "dont let fear rule your life" 2 hours later he got hit by a train.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut you racist bastard

Why do new moms put "BABY ON BOARD" stickers on the backs of their cars? No reason. Hitting someone's car baby inside or not is against the law and very dangerous for passengers of any age.

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