- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

Roses are chickens violets are pizza this poem makes no sense, Refridgerator

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Banana Yoshimoto. A popular Japanese author of the book, Kitchen. She is incredibly talented and it would be a great honor to have her in your house, so you should open your door.

What do you call a fish with no "i's"? A blind fish.

What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

Why did the chicken commit suicide? No one knows, he didn't leave a note.

Asian: what time is it? other person: time for you to open your eyes.

Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

read this sentence again.

what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

what did one worm say to the other worm? nothing. worms are incapable of speaking.

An alcoholic walks into a bar. He wakes up the next morning in a jail cell covered in blood. 3rd time this week.

YODO (unless you're religious background encourage you to believe in an afterlife of some sort, be it of animalia or homo sapien decent.

Hey, I just met you And this is scabies So I'm prescribing you some permethrin.

When is the best time to wear a striped sweater? All the time.

Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

What would Martin Luther King Jr. do if he was alive today? Scream at the top of his lungs as he tried to punch out the top of his coffin.

What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

How do you wake up lady GaGa? You po po po poker face!

What do you call black people in a church, Holy shit

I will slam your FACE into the BOOK if you don't stay out of MY SPACE

knock knock whos there santa santa who .....long pause he doesnt exist now go shoot urself

Guy 1: So how did you get into hospital Guy 2: I was drinking near my computer Guy 1: So why did it explode? Guy 2: (Doesn't reply)

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