- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being disturbed by two black guys raping a young girl with leukemia

What did the first ant say to the second ant? Nothing. Ants are incapable of communicating via speech.

What did the old man say to the young man? Nothing, the old man was dead.

what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

How many children does it take to kill a homocidal killer? None. Children should not attempt such a dangerous task.

Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

What's worse then 2 dead monkeys? 3 dead monkeys!

How did Bella fly? Very badly.

What do you call a seedless pumpkin? A pumpkin.

How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

Q. what has 2 tums and a boner. A. a horny guy <3

Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

Why did Lucy have blond hair? Answer: Because both her parents had recessive hair traits.

god sent down his only son, " his only son." so in gods eyes we are a bunch of girls.

Waseem is such a hard worker on Anti Joke all day.

Why was the black family eating at K.F.C? The food there is really good and they had a discount on the family bucket.

A panda , a cheetah, a dog, a spider, and an eagle are in Antarctica.. The eagle looks around at the other baffled animals and says " What is this????? This isn't right! I'm so confused!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cancer

Peter was sitting on a bench. He had a bag of 10 sweets and was eating them slowly. John and Anthony both wanted some, but Peter wanted to still have sweets left over. How many did he give them both? None. He's that selfish.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because there were no cars in the way.

A person tells an anti-joke. Nothing out of the ordinary happens.

Why can't kids do drugs in school? Because it's against the rules.

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

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