- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do i refer too White people = Business Yellow People = Smart Black People = Drug Smugglers, Terrorists, Rapists etc

What happened to the girl who got an abortion? She got an infection.

A black guy, a white guy, a Jew, and a priest are on plane that is on fire. What do they do? Call their family and tell them they lovedthem, because there are more than likely going to die.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak. Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak who? Moo.

what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

Q: Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because his body shut down due to the fact that a bullet went straight through his brain. This happened before he could even order his ice cream.

What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

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What did the blonde say when she saw a tan button on her calculator? That must mean tangent.

Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.

Do not lose hope, you have always considered me hard to get, while this time, I came to you. Next time too, I kinda owe you.

Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

Knock knock knock OCD

What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

A man jumps of the roof of his building. The superindentant now owns the building and the man who jumped off the building has 59 fractures. Oh and he died.

What do you get when two black men walk into a bar? A few salesmen celebrating their recent pay raise.

What was the last thing to go through Kurt Cobain's mind? His teeth.

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