Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

How does a Black Guy eat chicken. Like anyother human-being.

What did one lawyer say to the other? Your son's coming to my son's birthday party, right?

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

A muslim walks into an airport. He then buys his ticket, boards his plane, and his flown to his proper destination.

What's the difference between an airplane and a cantaloupe? What? Wow your a dumby head.

Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

Two fish are swimming and hit a concrete wall...dam

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

A paralyzed guy walks into a bar... Oh wait, he can't.

what did Tim get for Valentimes day? nothing, no such day exists. spell check

What's the difference between a ferrari and a penis? I don't have a stash of ferraris in my garage.

Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

Why did the black man get a welfare check? Because he was either unemployed and decided he wanted someone to keep feeding his family, or decided to push forth the unfortunate stereotype of African-Americans not wanting to work and being lazy. Or maybe he didn't, why don't you ask him?

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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