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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who is there? My wife. My wife who? My wife is a prostitute, selling her own body for money so we can afford drugs for my son who has cancer.

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

Two cows are standing on the top of North Pole and in a half-inch wind they're spanking a bottle of coconut jam. Suddenly two infrared gallopping fly past them. What's the consequence? That people shouldn't use freshly peeled lemoncakes on underwater cornfields.

I AM SHOWERING IN THE BLOOD AND ORGANS OF ENDORPHIN RUSH IN ORDER TO APPEASE THE GODS KNOWN AS... ME, MYSELF, AND I!

If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

What did the tree say to the plant. Nothing tree's cant talk.

J- Jiggly E- Enormous S- Sad S- Smelly E- Ethiopian

What did the follower of Neronism say to the follower of Christianity? Nothing, Neronism doesn't exist. -KyuremCult

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Macy's was having a giant sale.

ROSE ARE BROWN VIOLETS ARE BROWN WHO SH*IT IN MY GARDEN!!!!!

Knock knock. who's there? Banana. Banana Who? Knock KNOCK!!! WHO IS THERE!!! BANANA!!!! BANANA WHOOOOO!!! Banana Johnson....... I'M YOUR NEIGHBOR!!!!

Im black and want attention. I also love fried chicken and love Africa call for a good, African-American time..... Im black 4025406623

why did the fat woman die? ... because she tried to commit suicide and the ceiling collapsed on her.

Q:What did the midget say to the toll booth operator? A: Is your family dead too?

Why did it take so long to find Osama Bin Laden? No idea. Bad military tactics. Was he found?

Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch porn daily.

What happens if you accidentally say your best-male friend's name instead of your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, they're both named Adam.

What did the platypus do whenever he walked into the bar? Nothing. It's a platypus, they don't do much.

One day a man was really horny and wanted to bang his wife that night, so he took soom horns and banged them against her skull until his wife bled to death. He was later sentenced for homocide and to this day has been in prison

roses are red, violets are blue... thats what they tell me because im blind

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to drop it and die of gas poisoning.

A banana walks into a bar many people leave considering bananas certainly don't walk. many people are wondering if they are dreaming

Who doesn't love finding money in your pocket when you go to put your pants on? a rape victim

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