- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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there's a worm in my lime at least it doesn't have scurvy

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

Why didnt the guy eat cereal? Cause he didnt have any

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite

What's green and says I'm a frog? A talking frog

Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

what is the difference between a white woman and a black woman.. i raped the black one

Q: why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: because it was dead.

Why was Jimmy so bad at jumping rope? His father's car ran over an IED back in 2009. Jimmy had lost his legs in a tragic explosion.

What did the gay man receive for christmas? AIDS

Q: Why did the child fall? A: Because I shot him in the leg.

Knock knock Who's there Orange Orange who Orange

what starts with b and ends with b? The bomb i just planted in your house.

roses are red violets are blue i take pleasure in the simple things in life as i have nothing else left to live for

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what its name is.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

Person 1 - Did you know there is only evidents of killer whales killing in captivity Person 2 - tell that to my uncle Pete... He's deaf

You're so vein you are probably a tube that conveys blood from various parts of the body to the heart.

Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

So there's a monkey in a bar. I forgot the rest of the joke but your moms a whore

Your mum is such a slut, I'd reccomend she seeks psychiatric help, as her deviant promiscuity is clearly a phsical manifestation of some deep rooted psychological disfunction. We all wish her well.

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