- Anti Joke

Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a school bus and died.

Three guys went hunting on a rainy day. The first guy slipped.

Why cant Sally brush her hair? Because she has leukaemia.

What do a raven and a writing desk have in common? I have no idea.

What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting constantly tortured for hours non-stop by getting your eyebrows plucked out one by one and getting your teeth pulled out and getting your arms cut open by a razor and getting your nose twisted off and getting your nipples ripped off by a pair of pliers and getting your toenails scraped off by a knife and getting a needle shoved into your eyes and getting a sword stuffed up your arse and getting your penis split in two like a hotdog and getting your balls smashed up by a sledgehammer so the sperm inside goes everywhere. I think that would be worse than dropping a dollar down the drain.

whats the difference between a frog and a toad ones a frog

A jew walks into a bar. The bartender says we dont sell juice here. The jew promptly leaves, offended.

Hey guess whats funny? Matthew Mcconaughey Oh wait, never mind

What do you call someone who is bad at hand eye co-ordination? Dispraxic

Why did Daniel Nitz cross the road during rush hour? Because he's an idiot.

How do you get a dog to stop humping you? Pick him up and suck his dick.

Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

What is the weirdest way to get AIDS Having Sex

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

Who in Tyrone's black family gave him presents on christmas? Not his dad.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

If life's a box of chocolates, I'm the dominant male.

why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

A Chinese man fails a math test

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have said two factual statements.

Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now