- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a purple apple? Bruised.

I haven't read and I don't agree to the Terms of Service

If a train leaves Chicago at 50 miles per hour, how hard does the baby strapped to the tracks get splattered?

Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

Why did Suzy have burns on her face? Because her little brother attacked her with a hot curling iron thinking it was a lightsaber.

It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

A boy called Justin bieber fell down a hole and died

Whats 2 Plus 2? God Just Solve It.

Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

Why is Short Circuit the best movie ever made? Because it tastes like lemons

I have a friend named Dave, he lost his ID and now we call mim Dav

What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

What did the asian kid do before he got a blood test? He studied.

Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

A stipper walked into a club, though it was a golf club so she tripped and cracked her skull on it.The end.

What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

What color is Michael Jackson? Pale because he's dead.

Whats funny and has 2 wheels The holocaust, I lied about the wheels, and the funny

A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

why is kool-aid so sweet? Because it contains sugar

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

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