what did the soup kitchen give people for christmas Meatloaf] -Fluzturnusturbusturcusterdustur

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THIS ONE TIME MY DOG ATE A WHOLE CHEESECAKE

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What do a baby and popcorn have in common? They both pop in an explosive manner when put in a microwave and both can be consumed by the person who may have put the baby and popcorn in it so if you think this is funny then you have some problems and i will shortly in some period of time when my schedule is cleared refer you to a licensed psychologist and we will make an appointment for you.

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i dont fisish anythi

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"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

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Have you seen the flock of birds? probably not because they hit a window and all died at impact.

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why was little timmys mother so upset on mothers day? Because he had been abducted earlier that week

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A black guy and a white girl are having sex. The white girl screams "I'm pregnant!!!!" The black guy says "i'll help you take care of it" "I love you sweetie and nothing will come between us"

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Did u think that last joke was funny? Well this one isnt

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well, neither has he.

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What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

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Roses are red violets are blue ice-cream is yummy can I eat you

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Knock knock. Who's there? the police.

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how do you wake up lady gaga? you throw her on the ground.

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What do you call a deer in the wild? a deer

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What the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

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Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

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What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

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What do you get if you cross a horse with a cow? A horse and a cow.

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No your aunties a joke

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Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

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Q: what do you call a mushy green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

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A white kid, a black kid, and an Asian kid all try out for the basketball team. Which one makes the team? All of them, because they are all very good.

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