Hamsters are a lot like cigarettes. They're completely harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire.

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How did i get from Pakistan to Iraq Iran

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Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

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knock knock who's there ... '*Opens the door slowly* SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

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What do you call a puppy with all it's legs missing? Franklin, the quadraplegic puppy.

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Why was the black man arrested? He was tried and convicted in a court of law for being an accessory to murder.

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak and will soon have her institutionalized.

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Why did the chicken cross the road ( The chicken says) I dream of a world where a chicken can cross the road without having morals questioned.

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What kind of doctors would you call A 30 year old chimpanzee? I would say "Plastic surgeon" but that would be unscrupulous to the chimpanzees because the tearing off or "lifting" of the owners face is because they are just animals. And should have never been kept in captivity that long anyways.

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What did the ginger say to god? Nothing it has no soul

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I got 99 problems, and most of them involve my terminal illness.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

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69.

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I'm called the! no i wish am I left

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Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

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Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

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A man went skydiving and tragically died.

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What do you say when you see a black guy? Hello,how are you today?

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Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler... Time to go to Aushcwitz

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Yo mammas so fat she wears big clothes!

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whats worse then falling out of a tree? Cancer.

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What did the man with one eye say to the woman with one leg at 2 p.m? Good afternoon.

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What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? A bike

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What's black, white, and red all over? Numerous different objects because many different things can posses a variety of colors, including the ones listed above.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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