Gary: Stick your tongue out and say "I live in a pirate ship" Bruce: *sticks tongue out* "I lib inna pile of shiiit."

when choosing a bedtime story.... jack the rippers life stories is not a good idea... ........................................................................

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

Roses are red Violets are blue Deez nuts Ha goteem

What do you call a fish with no eye? Blind.

How do you make a firefighter happy? Give him a blowjob and 10 million dollars.

Did you know that many scientists will find out what happens after death within your lifetime? But not their lifetime...

Knock knock. Who's there? Andy. You're late, I've been piss-arsing about waiting for you to get here.

Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because leprechauns don't exist.

whos on the right track? lady gaga

james hedge is gay did you know if you look at him you turn gay

Who is big and stupid My brother

What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got hit y a car

Is Yered a dumbass? YA

What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

Q. What's cold and has no feelings? A. A pole

What do you get when you throw a bagel at a chicken? One less bagel.

Knock knock! Just kidding.

your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

scraggle is in you pillow case

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