- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A banker makes some poor economic investments with other people's money. turns out the people can never get the money back. the banker walks away like nothing happened. the government does nothing to prosecute the man. Somewhere in there his wife leaves him.

Q:If quizes are, "guizicles," then what are tests? A:Who calls quizes, "quizicles?"

How do you save stop your soulmate from dying of cancer? Shoot them on the head.

knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

2 guys at a funeral. "did you know the girl?" asks one of the guys. "No" replies the other. "Me neither."

Knock knock. "Whose there?" "Dave" Oh alright Dave, two seconds I have got to unlock the door~looks for and finds keys and unlocks door~ Hello Dave, sorry mate not been out yet so not been out, come in.........

knock knock "whos there ?" "the police , your husband has died" "ok"

What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

A couple picks up a hitch-hiker with an ax on the side of the road. The hitch-hiker says "Thank you for the ride."

So a man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest of this joke, but your mom is a whore.

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

Why did the pirate have a peg leg? Diabetes

Why did the man have a really short temper? HOW THE **** SHOULD I KNOW???

Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

What did Hitler say to the Nazis? I have a mustache.

What's black and white and red all over? A dead Zebra

what did the history teacher say to his class? Get your books out.

Why Was the student driver using his cell phone in the car? Because he had gotten in a mild accident with a midsized sedan so he was quickly dialing his AAA agent for roadside assistance so he can get back to his loving family and three children

An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

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