what's round, hairy, has eight legs- but isn't a spider? A spider.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

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What do you call a calculator without a brain? A calculator.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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why are there so many peadofiles in the world? sexy kids.

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Do you know what would happen if Hitler was still alive today. Nothing he's not.

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Why couldn't the boy watch the DVD about pirates? Because his mother did not understand the importance of putting the disc back in it's case after use, and as a result, has become too damaged for the DVD Player to play.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Alan okay come in

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whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

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Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

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who holds the world record for longest amount of time on fire? Jim Rome

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Knock knock. Who's there? No one, because your house burned down.

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Was the worlds most expensive comedian any fun? Well, he was funny, but they where all cheap laughs. Moral: Expensive jokes are expensive.

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Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Ben." Ben who?" "Ben Dover!" "Ben,it's been 7 years. I already moved on and have a new husband and family. Stop coming here or I'm calling the police."

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Man 1: Do you want to hear a joke? Man 2: Sure. Man 1: Okay.

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What's the worst thing that can go wrong while trying to archieve something you desperately want? -Everything.

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What did the orphan kids get for Christmas? Cancer.

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An Irish man walks into a bar, and then realizes that he's walked into the wrong establishment (He was looking for an upscale restaurant.)

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there were two cyclists cycling down a main road in china at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace, one being chinese and the other irish. why did the irish man get stopped and the chinese man not? because the irish man had in fact raped and murdered a young child in his native home town and then fled the country to china.

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Did you hear about the new XBOX releasing in Mexico. It's called the XBOX JUAN!!!

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three white men are running after a black man,, the black man is winning the race

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Chris. Chris who? Wow, I thought we were better friends than that.

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Why did the woman get into a car accident? She was blind.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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