- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Would you like to see our stool samples?" asked the salesman. 10 minutes later, I left with 3 new bar stools.

Q: What's worse than biting into and apple and finding a worm? A: being severely malnourished, thus physically inept to do most simple tasks

i hate non minorities!

You know what sucks? A vacuum.

What kind of mother doesn't do laundry? A dead one.

Whats long and hard? a baseball bat

Justin Bieber tries to get into a club but is not allowed because he is to young.

Why was Sally angry? Because somebody burned all her clothes

What do Muslims have for breakfast? Corn Flakes.

Why did the tourist cross the road? He was sightseeing.

What came first, the chicken or the egg? The chicken. The chicken always comes first, that's why the egg never comes at all.

why did the Chicken Cross the Road? Why must you question a Chicken's motives to Cross the Road?

A priest walks into a drug den, most people would say this is pretty contradictory to his implied beliefs.

On a scale of 1 to 10, 7 being the highest, what is you favorite color

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? getting your ball sack ripped off with a grapple hook

Question: What is worse then a worm in your apple? Answer: A number of different things I would imagine...

roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

Why did the Chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was in a chicken pen.

Roses are red, violets are blue shut the hell up, and sit the hell down

Whats the difference between the Taliban and a Football Team? I'm not on the football team.

What's long hard and full of seman. A submarine.

What was John Lennon's last hit? The pavement.

Seriously, I am going to tell you, but you know, what would you have preferred that it was if you could choose, I am kinda insecure about these things, and people can read these messages so...

What do joe greene and joe biden have in common? Their first name

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