- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't a T-rex clap its hands? It's extinct.

knock knock whos there. no one your hullicinating, heroine is hell of a drug

Little Brianna has a special body part. That's why I kidnapped and sexually assaulted her.

A: Knock Knock B: Who's There? Person B came down with a serious case of amnesia that day and can't remember who anyone is.

Dylan: "I dont understand anti-jokes"

The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

Blonde Girl: Why is this green-painted man throwing forks at me?! Green-Painted Man: It is confusing you, no?

What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital and has his wounds treated.

KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

What is fat and ginger? No...Not Garfield...Rebeka Tims

What's gay and Jewish? Henry Shine

Yo Momma So Fat!

roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was cooked with eleven herbs and spices.

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, that's going to be some horrible lemonade if life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

ill have a no.9 a n.9 large

Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

If life gives you lemonade.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the sidewalk he was on does not.

What did the mental patient say to the apple? She didn't say anything because she was a catatonic schizophrenic.

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