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A Quadriplegic walks into a bar.

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If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

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You know you are really drunk if your blood alcohol Is higher than .08

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Your momma is so ugly that when she stepped on the mirror, it broke.

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Why do we oftenly see african cry for nothing? Because this is the only way they get water.

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knock , knock That Was The Same Mistake That Ann Frank Made.

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What's Funny About A Black Man Being Shot? Nothing, That Man Was My Friend.

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an american walks out of a strip club.

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Why did god make women? Because women are equally important when it comes to the birth to maintain or species.

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What's brown and smells of chocolate? Chocolate or something dipped in chocolate but that might also smell of something else - like bananas.

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A man takes a bite into a tuna casserole and burns his tounge. He is also a hermaphradite.

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If I had a dollar for every time I heard a 'women's rights' joke I'd be bill gates.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, OH SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE

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What is black white and red all over? A zebra which a lion did not finish eating.

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Whats green and has wings? grass, I lied about the wings.

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9 + 10 = How much yo mama makes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Crossing Guard union had reached a collective agreement and they had returned to work and it was safe to cross once again.

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Nothing is as strong as love, Except a nuclear warhead that can destroy entire cities! :P thoko like :D ~~k0mradey``

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How does a person put an elephant in a closet? First they have to open the door, then put the elephant in and close the door. That was easy well how does a person put a giraffe in. You probably said open the door and put the giraffe in and close the door. Well you missed a step first you have to take the elephant out then you can put in the giraffe. Well both animals are to big to fit in a closet so you can't put them in and also the person who put the animals in is schizophrenic and the animals are fake so if you believed that you could fit them in there you might be delusional.

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A man and a cucumber walk into a bar. They sit three seats away from each other and intermediately give nervous looks to one another. Finally the man stands up and declares "I hate bar jokes" and walks out.

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A watermelon, a cherry, a mango, and a peanut are sitting at the table for dinner. They are all eating chicken wings and watching the superbowl between the Packers and the Patriots. What is wrong with the situation? Well two things are wrong, cherry's cannot communicate with peanuts because they speak different languages(obviously). And the patriots fucking suck.

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Why aren't there any black flesh-colored bandages? Good question.

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What do you get when u cross a owl and a bungy cord...........my ass

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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