- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are violet hey look up there! Its a suicide pilot!

How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

Knock knock Who's there? Isabelle Isabelle who? Isabelle Williams Oh hi Isabelle come in

Do you have to be so, you know... Open about what we are gonna do and stuff? I mean I know some people here, and you are a married man and you know.

What did the day say to his son when he came out of the closet? Its alright

Neither have I, nobody knew him.

Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

how do you make a plummer cry? you spell PLUMBER wrong

Wanna hear a dirty joke....? A pig rolling in mud!

what happened to the man who fell off the boat? He died!

Why did the nervous man jump out of a plane? He was sky diving.

what's worse than waiting 45 minutes in an amusement park ride? getting your penis chopped off.

Q. Why did the lotion soothe the person's skin? A. Because its ingredients were selected because of their propensity to soothe skin.

Why was Katy Perry naked with your mom? Because they were having sex

Q. How do you make a chicken dance? A. I don't know I was asking you.

Once upon a time a was born

An Asian woman is driving home from work and arrives in 30 minutes, which is strange because it normally does not take that long but she left during rush hour and the traffic was very bad at the time.

My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

What do you call a black salesman? A salesman, you racist.

What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

A man stops another man on the street in Manhattan and asks "How do I get to Carnegie Hall ?" The other man gives him direction, including which subway stop to get off at.

Have u ever noticed why a Police car siren isnt as loud as an ambulance siren? Do u know why that is? Because i dont, and i would like to know because my over active and curious brain is pounding through my skull and throbbing with question and wont stop until i know the answer!

Roses are Blue Violets are red, I need to go the the bathroom

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