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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

Why did the chicken cross the road ( The chicken says) I dream of a world where a chicken can cross the road without having morals questioned.

How do you stop the mailman from performing his daily routes? You fill his house with blood thirsty bobcats

whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

What did the squirrel say to Justin Bieber? We both enjoy nuts.

Why did the man murder his wife? Because she would'nt do the the dishes

What was little Sarah's last Words to johnny before he got hit by the bus??? Can i have your ice cream.

Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

What do you call a calculator without a brain? A calculator.

If Irishmen didn't walk out of bars, they would collect and eventually fill the bars of the world and would die given the bars could not support them.

How far can a baby fly? As far as you can throw it.

When life hands you lemons you can't make lemonade, Sugar and Water are two other key ingredients that were not included with the lemons.

What looks good hanging from trees? Spanish moss.

What did the rabbit say to the man nothing animals cant talk

Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

'I had a surprise test today.' 'What happened?' 'I was really surprised.'

Roses are red, lemons are sour, open your legs and give me an hour.

Q: How do you make Osama Bin Ladin happy? A: Take him out to a nice seafood dinner free of charge.

2 wales are at the bar one looks at the other and dose a wale call for 5 long minutes and the other one reply's "dude your drunk we got to go"

What did the Dildo say to the banana? Nothing, unless you're high on acid.

What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

Donald Trump decided to run for President.

What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand? What you probably have is a lawyer on holiday with his children, allowing himself or herself to be buried in order to please said children.

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