What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Bridget, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and since it is rather long, it brushes against her round breasts. Even though she is a little sweaty, you realize what a beautiful woman she is, and you decide not to kill here. You instead ask her to marry you, and after she replies "yes", with tears of joy streaming down her face, you two make passionate love in the front seat of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

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one day a boy asked a Manican if it had a pulse it didn't

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How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

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whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

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Guns don't kill people, books kill trees.

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Whats the difference between a black guy and Luke Skywalker? Luke met his real father

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What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

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Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish.........That's a government lake. You're under arrest.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Fortunately, the bra was on display in a clothing store and was not actually being worn at the time.

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Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

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I put my baby in a microwave.

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Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

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What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

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roses are red violets are violet hey look up there! Its a suicide pilot!

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They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

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Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

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what do u call a joke with no punchline? A non-harmful joke

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What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

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What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

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No your aunties a joke

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If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

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What's awesome that's awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Ketchup What else is awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Mustard

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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