- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a dog with a cat? Nothing, it is impossible to mix 2 different animals

What is the hottest day of the week? Wednesday

I touch my sons dick XoXo Wendy.

1,000 people get out of a plane , who hits the ground first? The DEAD guy!!!!

why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other side

Three black men walk into a gas station and don't steal anything.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a clown, and clowns are scary.

What did one Japanese man say to the other? I don't know, I don't speak Japanese.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

Knock Knock. Who's There? Nobody, this is a metaphorical door..

How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom says, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender replies, "Exactly. That's a health hazard. The health department already gave two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

people who spank you sure are a pain in the ass.

I insist, you go ahead. See you around. how about in four six hours?

What did little Timmy get for Christmas after he was diagnosed with leukemia? A gift card to Bed Bath and Beyond because he was interested in redecorating.

Person 1 - Did you know there is only evidents of killer whales killing in captivity Person 2 - tell that to my uncle Pete... He's deaf

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

You're so vein you are probably a tube that conveys blood from various parts of the body to the heart.

Stop reading these anti-jokes and go study for your externals!

What's red and can't find a family? A fire hydrant

What did Stephen Hawking say after he scaled Mount Everest? Yay!

My mother has great posture. She's paralyzed from the neck down.

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