Tony Romo

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What is the similarity between John W. Booth and Pee Wee Herman? They both got arrested for shooting someone in the back of the head in the theater.

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A apple a day keeps gramar away.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Tank tank who? You're welcome

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Why did the woman get into a car accident? She was blind.

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A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. The rabbi says "ow my head"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

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Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

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What's stupid a light bulb.

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What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

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Hello

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why did the black boy start crying when he was taking a dump? He thought he was melting

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2 wales are at the bar one looks at the other and dose a wale call for 5 long minutes and the other one reply's "dude your drunk we got to go"

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whats big and can vibrate after you turn it on? A washing machine.

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Donald Trump decided to run for President.

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Q: How do you make Osama Bin Ladin happy? A: Take him out to a nice seafood dinner free of charge.

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"Knock knock?" "Who's there?" "Two dead kittens."

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What did the Dildo say to the banana? Nothing, unless you're high on acid.

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What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand? What you probably have is a lawyer on holiday with his children, allowing himself or herself to be buried in order to please said children.

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Why didn't bob like night clubs? He was epileptic

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roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, some dont

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So you are "The Nero" are you not? How ironic... ...I got nothing on you, let me ask you however, why did you quit the underground society? What changed your lifestyle so much? I mean I accept that you did not do it out of fear or cowardice, but why did you leave it up to the rest of us to try to hold together the last remains of freedom and social information? What? To use your techniques in order to entrance people into buying your books? How is that so different? I am not saying that I consider your methods lesser, because nobody here does, but if you can explain how this makes you better, I would appreciate it, I am certain that most people would.

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A man is walking on the beach and discovers a lamp in the sand. He takes it home to polish it. Eventually it looks like new and he gets a fairly reasonable price from an antique shop.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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