- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother sleeps around so much that I worry that she may be taking too much medicine for her insomnia.

Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

What do you call six white guys on a bench? Six white guys at the park

Q. What did the chicken say to the buffalo? A. Nothing, this is an improbable predicament.

When's the best time to kill a black man? Never. Committing murder is a felony and constitutes as highly immoral.

What did the Black women tell her Asian boyfriend in bed Nothing because they don't talk when they are sleeping

Why didn't the baby come to daycare? Because his mother got killed by spongebob

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Being caught by the store manager, arrested, convicted, and thrown into jail for petty theft and then getting ass-raped for the next 3 months all because you wanted to check an apple without paying for it.

A woman woke up next to her husband that was already awake. She said "F*** you" and walked out of the house. On the other side of the world, a horse is giving birth to a chihuahua.

What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophob? a blowjob

Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

Why did the cow cross the road? He probably saw a delicious looking patch of grass on the otherside.

Three men were on a plane. Oh wait. You probably already heard this one.

A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

One, two, three, four and five

What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

Roses are red, violets are blue. This is a poem about flowers.

Mom mom momie mom mom mom mom momie mother mother. What! Hi.

Why was the boy sad? He was harassed by his mum who died in the 1800's and went into a depressive state in which he drove himself to death using a pair of pliers and a rechargeable battery. No, he really just stubbed his toe.

What's white and can't climb a tree? A fridge

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