- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When does the Narwhal bacon? The Narwhal bacons at mid-night.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being brutally murdered as you are watching your guts spilling out of your body

Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

When did Dom become so brave? When he made friends

2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked then proceeded homeward where he murdered his whole family by ax

What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

what happened to the black man that fell of the bridge? he drowned due to the fact the african-americans do not swim very well.

In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

Where would Tupac be if he was white? Not the morgue

There is a horse sitting at a bar, and the bartender says MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

Go away still nothing to see

(Something terribly disturbing that people find funny)

What do you call a gay kid, a horrible singer, and has long hair for a guy? Justin Bieber

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a bmw? I don't have a bmw in my garage.

What did the farmer say when his cow got stuck in a tree? Nothing, it didn't get stuck in the first place because cows are incapable of climbing trees.

Knock Knock [Opens Door]

Man: Would you like to see someone Man 2: Sure Man: How bout the inside of an ambulance

What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

you know why Michael J Fox makes the best milkshakes? no... but his milkshakes brings all the boys to the yard

A muslim walks onto a plane. He goes to 13C as that is his seat designated on his ticket.

A man walks into a bar. Three weeks later he gets a liver transplant.

Why did Suzy have burns on her face? Because her little brother attacked her with a hot curling iron thinking it was a lightsaber.

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because her grandfather hit her with a wrench.

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