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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If I earned a dollar for every time you've said, "I'm too old for this sh*t," I wouldn't have made very much money. You are a giraffe.

what did the guy think who woke up with his hands and feet nailed to a barn. IS THIS BECAUSE IM BLACK!

How many zombies can you kill at once? about one or two unless your Chuck Norris with unlimited powers.

What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Two holocausts.

roses are red, no one gives a shit, get back in the kitchen and bring me my chicken dips!

Q: Why should you never let Jerry Sandusky babysit your children? A: Because, in November of 2011, Sandusky was arrested and charged with 40 counts of sexual abuse of young boys over a 15-year period. A man with this type of background does not seem like a an ideal choice for a babysitter.

Q: What did the black man say to his Ex wife after she placed a restraining order on him? A: nothing, he was no longer allowed contact with her of any kind and thus could not converse with her

What do polar bears have that no other animal has? Polar bear babies.

My daughter got a kinder surprise with cool toy today..... i killed her i didnt even want the toy

A woman has sex with an Asian man, then a white man, and then a black man. She chooses to be in a relationship with the black man because he is prepared for the responsibilities of a relationship and the other two men, though both are well endowed, are not ready.

What does a Cuban do when he gets a flat tire? He pulls over and replaces it.

Well You're Full Of It . -Full Of What ? Well , Probably Blood And Other Organs You Can't Live Without . .

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm bad at poetry, ELEPHANTS!

Why did the Muslim man burn the American flag? The flag had touched the ground, which, by tradition, means it has to be disposed. And the proper way of disposing it is by burning.

Q: Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? A: Because he had bladder control problems and feared he may ruin the first pair.

What do you call a homosexual in a wheelchair? A cripple

what does a jet and plane have in common? the letter "e"

Why'd Carly fall off the swing? She got hit by a bus

How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reality TV.

I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

A man agreed with a camel. The camel didn't agree. ... (This joke does only make sense in the Dutch language.)

Whats faster than a black guy with a tv? His brother who is a dentist and drives a fast sports car.

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