- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms why did suzie get hit by a bus? she was blind knock knock whos there? not suzie.

Why didn't the lttle boy fasten his seatbelt? It doesn't matter, it's too late now.

why was the little boy sad he found out he had breast cancer

Whats fast, dead and make of CGI. Paul Walker

Whats the worst thing about dying? Your not alive anymore.

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One.

what did the potato say to the apple nothing food can't talk

What long black and tasty? Licorice

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who's driving? The taxi driver.

Patrick, I just thought of something funnier than 24. Lemme hear it. 25.

How do you cut the sea in half? You can't. There are an odd amount of letters. You would have to jeopardize the "e", but then it would no longer be "sea".

Why did Jill fall off the swings? -Because she had no arms. Knock Knock? --Who's there? Not Jill. What did Jill get for Christmas? -What? I don't know. She couldn't open it.

Can a match box? No, but a tin can.

My grandmother just called to tell me she was dying................. to have sex with me.

What's sadder than a lost puppy? A dead puppy.

Q: How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Let's go ride bikes!

can't you hear that TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT, TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT flute (nicki minaj in a past life listening to a symphony)

Guy 1: "Smells like UpDog in here." Guy 2: "No it doesnt.."

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colorblind, I hate my life

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There not the girl

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding worms in your stool.

How did the failing slut get an A -she studied really hard

how did superman die? he got cought in a plane engine!

What does Steven Hawking and Justin Bieber have in common? Absolutely nothing.

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