- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

A white man/women works behing the counter at a 7/11

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

What is long hard and woody? A tree.

Knock,Knock Who's there? Afro Circus Ya get the fuk off my property!

why did the small boy drop his ice cream ? because he has no hands

Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being brutally murdered as you are watching your guts spilling out of your body

Yo mamas so fat she hates her life and the example she sets for her children.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is actually a really good question which leads me to wonder why the farmer let the chicken out in the first place.

Why did the Mexican fail his english test? Because he had studied for an inadequate amount of time and proceeded to fornicate with many women, also preventing him from sleeping for the advised 7-8 hours a night.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road ? A. Because he had grown tired of living thus choosing to end his life.

Why did the german killed the jew? Because he was nazi.

Where would Tupac be if he was white? Not the morgue

Q)what do you call a homless a man ?? A) dunno ask him what his name it (LOL RANDOMZZZ)

I like my coffee like I like my slaves... Free

How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Pick it up and put it in a crib, like a responsible parent.

When did Dom become so brave? When he made friends

A young boy is crying in the park, when priest walks up to him -What's the matter son? -My parents died in a horrible car accident 2 weeks ago and now i'm held in an abusive household.

Did you here about the guy who kidnapped Liam Neeson's daughter? Well, he died

What's more irritating than a half eaten apple? Some prick taking up half the page with shitty copy and past routine.

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