So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

What do you get when u cross a owl and a bungy cord...........my ass

A- Knock knock. B- Who's there? A- The interrupting doctor. B- The interrupt- A- You have cancer.

Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because the The husband told her to...

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics ? Not being disabled

Doctor: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that your parents survived the car accident. Kid: And the bad news is? Doctor: I have a horrible sense of humor, they're both dead. I'm so sorry.

What did the man say to the other man? I have a large rod

What's cooler than being cool? An object at absolute zero

Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

Poop

An under aged girl walks into a bar. She couldn't have done so without a fake ID and early development.

I have a dirty joke. Poop.

Q-What's the good thing about dating a girl volleyball player? A- She's a Girl

We decided to post a joke on anti-joke and see if we can get any rapings

Woman: do u want to watch Snakes on a Plane? Man: sure, what is it about? Woman: It's about a horse on a boat

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

Why did the cook throw up at McDonalds? Because his pay check was made out to the Ronald McDonald Foundation.

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

How do you scare a blonde? Paint yourself yellow and call yourself big bird.

Your mom came to my house last night. We played chess.

Why did the kids put pirahnas in Mr. Hermann's fish tank? So they could eat him.

A magician was driving down the road and turned into a driveway...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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