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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a duck and a bicycle? They both have handlebars. Except for the duck.

A man walks into a bar the bartender looks at the man and says "Hey son you wanna make one hundred bucks?" the man looks at the bartender and says "Im not your son."

What do you call a white guy in a mostly black neighborhood? His name.

There is a hawk and a squirrel sitting in a tree. a farmer walks by with a strange package so the hawk turns to the squirrel and says nothing because he is an animal and incapable of speech, he then eats the squirrel because he is a bird of prey.

What's black and blue and is scared to death? the kid in my trunk

What did Anne Frank say to the German Officer? Nothing. She had to keep quiet in a cramp attic in order to survive.

Did you hear about the two guys that stole a calender? They each got six months.

I do like haikus even when they are random refrigerator

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

Why was the blonde so stupid? She suffers a severe case of retardation.

What do you call a black man in church? Religious

Why couldn't Timmy enjoy his ice cream? His lips were sewn together by an evil seamstress who was mad that he stole all of her Pop-Tarts

Roses Are Red , Violets Are Blue , Go Die .

What's fat and round and has a ballsack nose? Mr Chicken

Q: How do you make a baby float. A: Put it in a blender and add ice cream.

What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

Theaters say silence is golden... Trap silence in a jar, make millions.

Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

I am thinking of a number between 1 and 100 what is it There are many numbers between 1 and 100 so it is highly unlikely that I will guess the right number

An Irish man walks into a bar, and then realizes that he's walked into the wrong establishment (He was looking for an upscale restaurant.)

What's worse than being short? Being a Tutsi in 1994.

A Jew walking in the street sees a homeless person asking for charity. He reaches to his pocket, grabs a penny, greets her with a nice smile and gives away the penny.

Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella? For rain.

apple was gonna make a smaller ipod for kids but decided not to because they didnt want the name to be itouch kids.

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